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what is your "weather" channel or website that you depend on the most?
 
would you believe I never depend on local weather stations?
 
How did you get Digger to sit still for that photo? Or is he a camera hound?
 
would you believe he is very well behaved and responds to all commands including "stay"?
 
Would you believe my wife is a teacher and just bought a book titled "All Dogs Have ADHD"? Pretty funny book.
 
Do you know that we both eat the homemade dog treats she makes? just needs a little salt but very yummy.
 
Can you believe yes, especially if they pull into my driveway? Picture a 6'-3" redneck with a shotgun and two howlin' blueticks running behind you in your rear view mirror, screaming "I don't want your damn frozen steaks!"
 
Can you believe when I still lived in TN, one of those dudes came to the door, I said no thank you and went back to my meal then I heard the door open and he threw a frozen chicken breast in and yelled FU? I didn't have my blueticks at that point but I chased that truck 100 yds down the gravel road and flung the chicken breast as hard as I could and doinked it off his roof. Do you know we never saw him on that street again?
 
What would you do if you did catch them?

I don't know, but don't you think I would love to catch them after throwing a frozen chicken breast in my house and yelling FU, and at least have the opportunity to find out?
 
Does Bearcat ever work or does he just milk our tax dollars for all they're worth?
Does that make you jealous???

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I don't know, but don't you think I would love to catch them after throwing a frozen chicken breast in my house and yelling FU, and at least have the opportunity to find out?

Don't you know that dude was crapping his pants when I almost caught him because he was in a little 4 cyl. S-10 with a big heavy freezer and generator in the back spinning his tires in the gravel? I guess that was better than actually catching him and getting the assault charge and lawsuit to boot. Don't you think?
 

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