OMG, that happened to me today!
I had a field rep come into my office today and was in the conference room talking to my business partner for a few minutes before I came in. He had this huge gauze pad taped over his right eye. I chuckled and said "hey Jim, someone sock you in the eye for popping off about the Gators?" (He's a huge gator)
My business partner looked over and said, "Jim was just explaining to me that he's been diagnosed with Bells Palsy and has to keep the gauze over his eye because he can't blink."
Oops.