Anchorman quotes

#76
#76
I'll wrap this up with one of my favorites...

Hi, Veronica. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Excuse me?

The... party. With the pants. The party with the pants.

Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Yes, that's it!

Did Brian tell you to say this?

No. Yes, he did.

OK. No, I do not want to go to a party in your pants.

Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
 
#82
#82
Brick, where'd you get that hand grenade?!


I would like to extend to you and invitation to the uhh.. pants party.
 
#85
#85
God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

You know, desire smells like that to some people
 
#86
#86
Not so fast, you ingrates. Public News Team is taking a break from its pledge drive to kick some a@@. No commercials; no mercy.
 
#88
#88
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do.

A straight shot.

Right to the babymaker.
 
#89
#89
People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
 
#90
#90
Veronica: Mr. Harkin, I was just wondering when my office would be ready?

Ed: It might take some time. Why don't you grab a desk in the bullpen?

Ron: YOU CAN USE MY OFFICE AND AFTERWARDS, MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH.
 
#94
#94
I saw Anchorman for the first time last night and thought it was good, but not what it was hyped up to be. I think this is one of the worse Will Ferrell movies I have seen in awhile. I still thought the movie was above average, but did not think it was overly funny.
 
#99
#99
BigOrangeNation1 said:
I saw Anchorman for the first time last night and thought it was good, but not what it was hyped up to be. I think this is one of the worse Will Ferrell movies I have seen in awhile. I still thought the movie was above average, but did not think it was overly funny.
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I'm going to slap you in public.
 
#100
#100
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
 
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