Anchorman quotes

#51
#51
Business said:
Copy and paste good would be Billy Madison, Waterboy, Happy Gilmore (""Mista, Mista GET ME OUTTA HERE") or old favorites like Caddy Shack or Blazzing Saddles.
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could i trouble you for a warm glass of milk?
no but you could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.
 
#52
#52
The best part of Happy Gilmore is when he goes to shake Chubbs hand and it isn't there so he does the shake anyway.

Not funny in description but damn funny.
 
#59
#59
Brick, is that a grenade in your hand?

Yes it is.

where did you get it?

i have no idea.
 
#62
#62
tidwell said:
When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
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that scene is freaking hilarious.
We need you, hell i need you. I miss your scent, your musk....

creepy, but funny as hell.
 
#64
#64
i think i was in love once, i met this chick, she was chinese, or brazilia, i don't know something weird like that, we made out in the K Mart bathroom for hours. then we parted ways never to see each other again.

yeah, i don't think that's love.

damn it.
 
#65
#65
Too easy. :lol:

It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils, in a good way.

Brian, I'm going to be completely honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
 
#69
#69
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Wait, wait, wait, wait I... I wanna be on you.
 
#71
#71
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. Straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
 
#73
#73
What in the hell's diversity?

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.
 
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