An Alabama Fan's Take on Denying Our Request to Wear the Orange Jerseys

#153
#153
BigPapaVol said:
1) Wrong. Should someone be at fault and have to pay in the death of an animal, they have to pay for progeny and future income potential. In this case, they would owe for eight offspring per animal and all the loss of income from the I'll begotten guv'ment checks received in the dogs' names.

2) You made an absurd assumption here. In assuming that any animal that close to a trailer wasn't claimed as tomorrow's dinner or the weekend's bride was senseless. See answer 1 for the real ruling.

3) Just like a idiotic AL clown to make fun of the property owner. If you idiots could cheat the government out of just a few more dollars per month, you could move up to Cousin Eddie Territory (see answer 1 for ideas). As to our side, why would we upgrade the property for two-bit clowns who don't know the difference? See, it works well for us. We own the property and make reasonable money for it. We pay taxes that support a lot of upgrades to our nation. Those upgrades clearly pass Alabama by, but nobody cares because it's AL. Those tax dollars also pay you clowns to live in our trailers (and we realize the cheating and theft), then you tur and hand the money back to us. That little circle is perfect. Without, shiftless, stupid as worthless, the little circle gets broken. We have you to thank. Let me be first: thank you.

4) Well, here's where your grammar lesso didn't pay off for me. You said the university can't legally be held liable for said cheating, which confused me, given that your grammar is better than ours, as you stated. See, I thought I could hold the university liable for lack of oversight and avoid running afoul of the law. Your wording here says that I might be in trouble for so doing. What are my legal rights here? Am I confused or is your adverb usage here just a reflection of the education I would expect in AL?
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Tsk tsk. You obviously didn't go to law school as you fail to appreciate the sarcastic beauty of my answers.
 
#154
#154
LegalBeagle said:
Tsk tsk. You obviously didn't go to law school as you fail to appreciate the sarcastic beauty of my answers.
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I saw all of it. You apparently missed mine.

And no, I didn't attend law school, but have stayed in several Holiday Inn Expresses.
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#156
#156
LegalBeagle said:
But did you stay in one last night?

Their affect on you wears off after a day or two.
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You're missing the staying power imbued via multiple stays in multiple states on consecutive days. Try it, but beware, you'll dump AL like a Springer girlfriend.
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#157
#157
Roll Tide Rev said:
I am pretty sure it's the kickoff for both halves.


BTW, NO means NO!
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you are correct....both halves
NCAA FOOTBALL RULES COMMITTEE ACTION FOR 2009-10

Per NCAA:

Jersey Colors (Rule 1-4-3-a) The rules for many years have required white jerseys to be worn by one team, which must be the visiting team unless the opponent agrees otherwise prior to the start of the season. The new rule creates a process whereby both teams may wear colored jerseys if the visitors have received written permission from the home team, and if the home team’s conference agrees that the jerseys are of contrasting colors. If the visitors wear colored jerseys without having such agreements, they will receive a 15-yard penalty following the opening kickoff of each half.
 
#162
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Hope2Bvolmom said:
you are correct....both halves
NCAA FOOTBALL RULES COMMITTEE ACTION FOR 2009-10

Per NCAA:

Jersey Colors (Rule 1-4-3-a) The rules for many years have required white jerseys to be worn by one team, which must be the visiting team unless the opponent agrees otherwise prior to the start of the season. The new rule creates a process whereby both teams may wear colored jerseys if the visitors have received written permission from the home team, and if the home team’s conference agrees that the jerseys are of contrasting colors. If the visitors wear colored jerseys without having such agreements, they will receive a 15-yard penalty following the opening kickoff of each half.
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So what happens if we play the first half in white and then come out for the second half in Orange?? Almost zero chance for sure :)and it wouldn't affect the outcome, but it'd be fun to see and would give us all something to talk about. Would probably inspire a new rule, at least! Might be worth the single 15 yard penalty, just for the fun of it/attention from recruits. Those 18 year-olds seem to love stunts like that...
 
#163
#163
LegalBeagle said:
Now hold on just a minute there, buddy. WHOA. Alabamians do not wear jorts. Jorts are the sole domain of all things FLORIDA!
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Not to mention the fact that Bama Bangs don't go well with the mullet. In fact they are the antithesis. A reverse mullet...if you will.
 
#164
#164
LegalBeagle said:
Now hold on just a minute there, buddy. WHOA. Alabamians do not wear jorts. Jorts are the sole domain of all things FLORIDA!
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Cultural influences are not bound by state lines. South Alabama, for all intents and purposes, is North Florida.
 
#165
#165
Lexvol said:
Not to mention the fact that Bama Bangs don't go well with the mullet. In fact they are the antithesis. A reverse mullet...if you will.
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If you ever see a person with Bama Bangs AND a mullet, run for your life, for the Antichrist has surely arrived, ESPECIALLY if he's wearing jorts.
 
#166
#166
BigPapaVol said:
You're missing the staying power imbued via multiple stays in multiple states on consecutive days. Try it, but beware, you'll dump AL like a Springer girlfriend.
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I live in a Holiday Inn Express. With my Bammer background, how do you think I'm able to even put coherent sentences together? :dance2:
 
#170
#170
I know it's been posted already but apparently this "great" Alabama fan is ignorant of his own tradition. Tradition is that both teams wore their colored jerseys for this game. And I don't think tradition had much to do with teams wearing white to Alabama home games as much as the NCAA making everyone do it did.

Personally I think we should do it anyway, but I understand why we're not.
 
#171
#171
VolsSportsFan said:
I know it's been posted already but apparently this "great" Alabama fan is ignorant of his own tradition. Tradition is that both teams wore their colored jerseys for this game. And I don't think tradition had much to do with teams wearing white to Alabama home games as much as the NCAA making everyone do it did.

Personally I think we should do it anyway, but I understand why we're not.
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I'd love it if ya'll wore the orange jerseys. As I said before, it'd kick things up a notch.
 
#174
#174
LegalBeagle said:
10 out of the last 12? Not sure what you mean there. "10 out of the last 12" would've been appropriate two years ago, since at that point you had won 10 of 12 from us given that the NCAA took away our '05 win.

At any rate, my response to you is this: How does 70-26 taste?
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Don't you have an ambulance you could be chasing right now?:thumbsup:
 
#175
#175
My understanding is that even though that cheating idiot Mal Moore turned down Tennessee's request to wear orange, Tennessee's offer to Alabama to wear Crimson next year in Neyland still stands. Here's hoping Bama does so that we can get a great tradition, crimson vs orange on a crisp fall day with the Smokies leaves turning, back again.
 
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