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An Alabama fan, a Georgia fan & a Volunteer fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves their team the most. The Georgia fan insists that he is the most loyal ''This is for Georgia!'' he yells & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Volunteer is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for UT!" and pushes the Bama fan off the mountain.

Go Vols!! :rock:
 
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This has been all over facebook for a couple weeks. I know people that have actually started blocking people because you'll see it 30 times a day lol :p
 
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govols105 said:
An Alabama fan, a Georgia fan & a Volunteer fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves their team the most. The Georgia fan insists that he is the most loyal ''This is for Georgia!'' he yells & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Volunteer is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for UT!" and pushes the Bama fan off the mountain.

Go Vols!! :rock:
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lol I was gonna post this the other day.. saw it on my friends facebook :D
 
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Muschamp and Dooley are in a bathroom taking a leak. Dooley finishes and starts to walk out of the room when Muschamp says down in Florida, they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak. Dooley responds, Up in Tennessee, they teach us not to piss on our hands.
 
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govols105 said:
An Alabama fan, a Georgia fan & a Volunteer fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves their team the most. The Georgia fan insists that he is the most loyal ''This is for Georgia!'' he yells & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Volunteer is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for UT!" and pushes the Bama fan off the mountain.

Go Vols!! :rock:
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My wife works at the tva credit union and sent me this yesterday, I literally lol'd when I read it.
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Unfortunately, they were only six feet up the mountain when this occurred. (That's the problem with this old joke. It doesn't specify the altitude of the fans at the time all the drama occurred. A rewrite could fix that.)
 
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govols105 said:
An Alabama fan, a Georgia fan & a Volunteer fan are climbing a mountain & arguing about who loves their team the most. The Georgia fan insists that he is the most loyal ''This is for Georgia!'' he yells & jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Volunteer is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for UT!" and pushes the Bama fan off the mountain.

Go Vols!! :rock:
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That is the shiznit
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Here's one I heard a few weeks ago.

A family full of Georgia fans is out doing some Christmas shopping. They go into a sporting goods store and while in there the little boy picks up a Tennessee shirt and says "I want this for Christmas!". His sister says "You know we're Georgia fans! Go show daddy what you have and see what he says!". The little boy takes the shirt to his dad and says "Daddy I want this for Christmas!". The father pops the boy upside the head and says "Put that back! We're Georgia fans! You oughta know better than that!". On the way home, the little boy is sulking in the back seat after the sporting goods store incident. His father looks back and asks "Well, did you learn anything today?". The little boy answers "Yeah. I learned that I haven't been a Tennessee fan more than an hour and already hate you bastages!".
 
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I love making fun of bammers...

Two Alabamans are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
 
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DynamiteMcGhee said:
Here's one I heard a few weeks ago.

A family full of Georgia fans is out doing some Christmas shopping. They go into a sporting goods store and while in there the little boy picks up a Tennessee shirt and says "I want this for Christmas!". His sister says "You know we're Georgia fans! Go show daddy what you have and see what he says!". The little boy takes the shirt to his dad and says "Daddy I want this for Christmas!". The father pops the boy upside the head and says "Put that back! We're Georgia fans! You oughta know better than that!". On the way home, the little boy is sulking in the back seat after the sporting goods store incident. His father looks back and asks "Well, did you learn anything today?". The little boy answers "Yeah. I learned that I haven't been a Tennessee fan more than an hour and already hate you bastages!".
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DynamiteMcGhee said:
Here's one I heard a few weeks ago.

A family full of Georgia fans is out doing some Christmas shopping. They go into a sporting goods store and while in there the little boy picks up a Tennessee shirt and says "I want this for Christmas!". His sister says "You know we're Georgia fans! Go show daddy what you have and see what he says!". The little boy takes the shirt to his dad and says "Daddy I want this for Christmas!". The father pops the boy upside the head and says "Put that back! We're Georgia fans! You oughta know better than that!". On the way home, the little boy is sulking in the back seat after the sporting goods store incident. His father looks back and asks "Well, did you learn anything today?". The little boy answers "Yeah. I learned that I haven't been a Tennessee fan more than an hour and already hate you bastages!".
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:eek:lol: That is great.
 
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I'll facebook these jokes to keep the chain going, I'm sure it will get back around to you sooner or later
 
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Awesome!

Hey fellow VolNation fanatics! I'm over here in the Big Sandbox right now and just got to a place where I could log in and see how civilization is doing. After sending an email to my wife (who is also deployed over here but at a much nicer location), the second place I went to was ... of course ... VolNation!

A great way to get back in the groove is with all of these jokes. Good stuff. I'll start circulating them around my unit (I'm the Squadron Operations Officer, so I get so see everyone fairly regularly and there are a lot of SEC fans in our crew).

But anyway, it's great to see the board up and kicking and ready for the season! Our new location that we just moved into is way better than the patch of rock that we were in for the last 3 months ... no showers, MREs, 120+ degree heat with little shelter. At our new spot, we've actually got internet access, so I'll be able to monitor all the great traffic on here and see the updates from the games ... sadly, I'll see no games on TV. There is no TV here. Oh well.

GO VOLS! Hope to be home by the time next season starts! HA!
 
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Did I mention how awesome VolNation is? HA!

I'm just dileriously happy about actually getting a hot shower for the first time in about 5weeks. And some real food. GO VOLS!
 
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Chad F said:
Awesome!

Hey fellow VolNation fanatics! I'm over here in the Big Sandbox right now and just got to a place where I could log in and see how civilization is doing. After sending an email to my wife (who is also deployed over here but at a much nicer location), the second place I went to was ... of course ... VolNation!

A great way to get back in the groove is with all of these jokes. Good stuff. I'll start circulating them around my unit (I'm the Squadron Operations Officer, so I get so see everyone fairly regularly and there are a lot of SEC fans in our crew).

But anyway, it's great to see the board up and kicking and ready for the season! Our new location that we just moved into is way better than the patch of rock that we were in for the last 3 months ... no showers, MREs, 120+ degree heat with little shelter. At our new spot, we've actually got internet access, so I'll be able to monitor all the great traffic on here and see the updates from the games ... sadly, I'll see no games on TV. There is no TV here. Oh well.

GO VOLS! Hope to be home by the time next season starts! HA!
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Now THAT is awesome! I speak on the behalf of Vol Nation when I say thank you for your services and are proud to call you a Vol. God bless man and hope you get that shower sometime soon.
 
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Chad F said:
Awesome!

Hey fellow VolNation fanatics! I'm over here in the Big Sandbox right now and just got to a place where I could log in and see how civilization is doing. After sending an email to my wife (who is also deployed over here but at a much nicer location), the second place I went to was ... of course ... VolNation!

A great way to get back in the groove is with all of these jokes. Good stuff. I'll start circulating them around my unit (I'm the Squadron Operations Officer, so I get so see everyone fairly regularly and there are a lot of SEC fans in our crew).

But anyway, it's great to see the board up and kicking and ready for the season! Our new location that we just moved into is way better than the patch of rock that we were in for the last 3 months ... no showers, MREs, 120+ degree heat with little shelter. At our new spot, we've actually got internet access, so I'll be able to monitor all the great traffic on here and see the updates from the games ... sadly, I'll see no games on TV. There is no TV here. Oh well.

GO VOLS! Hope to be home by the time next season starts! HA!
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Awesome man, thank you for your service! Go Vols!
 
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