The Culinary Arts Thread

[VolNExile]

Still blows my mind that liquor stores won’t sell cork screws, but grocery stores do. They must expect more winos will hang out and chug a lug. Guess no one suggested they remove the screw tops, lol.

Before they legalized wine in grocery stores, I was told by a liquor store employee that the law stated that they couldn’t sell corkscrews or even glassware - nothing that would allow you to actually drink anything other than by breaking the neck of the bottle off against the side of the counter. Amazingly enough, there was a very handy (and tiny) store next door that sold exactly that.

I guess they forgot to remove that provision?

Keeping the world, or at least Tennessee, safe from @NorCalVol67 and his foo-foo cork-sniffing friends!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Keeping the world, or at least Tennessee, safe from @NorCalVol67 and his foo-foo cork-sniffing friends!

Lulz

 

[NorCalVol67]

Before they legalized wine in grocery stores, I was told by a liquor store employee that the law stated that they couldn’t sell corkscrews or even glassware - nothing that would allow you to actually drink anything other than by breaking the neck of the bottle off against the side of the counter. Amazingly enough, there was a very handy (and tiny) store next door that sold exactly that.

I guess they forgot to remove that provision?

Keeping the world, or at least Tennessee, safe from @NorCalVol67 and his foo-foo cork-sniffing friends!

I am uppity, not foo-foo.

 

[VolNExile]

I am uppity, not foo-foo.

#sorry#notsorry

 

[hmanvolfan]

I am uppity, not foo-foo.

Uppity because of your frou-frou tastes.

 

[Souce]

@Souce will probably bring the Chip&Dales.

Yes, for @Tin Man. I'll be bringing the weekday day shift crew from the Mouse's Ear for the rest of us.

 

[VolNExile]

@Souce, like a good woman should be. Amirite?

(note: full frontal included, because I am a Giver)

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yes, for @Tin Man. I'll be bringing the weekday day shift crew from the Mouse's Ear for the rest of us.

Mouse’s Ear, best family entertainment in Knoxville.

 

[VolNExile]

Mouse’s Ear, best family entertainment in Knoxville.

I used to fly off the Sky Ranch, and it was such fun to give people heading southbound on I'llKillYa Highway directions to turn right immediately after the Mouse's Ear.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Better cook, Peyton or Brady?

 

[Souce]

Chicken Parm.

 

[VolNExile]

Chicken Parm.

Who did he play for?

 

[NorCalVol67]

New England Clam Chowder.

 

[Souce]

Who did he play for?

 

[NorCalVol67]

I f’ing hate the Gators. I hate Bama more, but I at least have respect for the program’s history.

I have no respect for the Gators whatsoever. F them.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I think having the 1st annual Behrfest on September 21st will help break Florida’s dominance over the Vols.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I am uppity, not foo-foo.

, I like referring someone as foo-foo better than uppity.

 

[Souce]

, I like referring someone as foo-foo better than uppity.

UPPITY!

 

[NorCalVol67]

, I like referring someone as foo-foo better than uppity.

Ha, I am actually neither.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

I am uppity, not foo-foo.

, I like referring someone as foo-foo better than uppity.

Yes, for @Tin Man. I'll be bringing the weekday day shift crew from the Mouse's Ear and plenty of condoms and sanitizer for the rest of us desperate.

Fify.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Ha, I am actually neither.

Still to be determined.

 

[Souce]

Ha, I am actually neither.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

Who did he play for?

Indianapolis Colts and Denver Broncos, and of course The U Of Tennessee. Wait, we are talking about Peyton, right?

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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[joevol33]

Behr needs to start stocking up on food