Alcohol - Is there anything it can't do?

[TEX_VOLFAN]

alcohol doesn't make adults with braces attractive.

Never had a black'n decker pecker wrecker?

 

[dembewbs]

chick with tongue ring oh my...think i shot about a gallon out in one shot that one time

 

[ego]

Not since I was 14. I think it causes skin tags.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

alcohol doesn't make adults with braces attractive.

False statement. I can think of one example immediately.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz!

 

[ego]

False statement. I can think of one example immediately.

OE?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

OE?

No. I can't say who, you may know her.

 

[dembewbs]

yeti?

 

[ego]

yeti?

Don't think she ever had braces.

 

[dembewbs]

couldn't date a chick with jacked up teeth...#shallow

 

[ego]

No. I can't say who, you may know her.

What the hell does that matter? Think I'm gonna tattle?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Beer is even good for your hair.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Pooch!! Your alive!!!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

"The rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Pooch brah.. What about Trae Golden brah?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Trae Golden almost lived up to his name. 29 pts, 9 (!) assists, and 5 rebounds in his second regular season start is probably the best I've seen a UT player play since the days of Lofton.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Beer makes all your Moms hot. And I'm a mother lover, sooooooo.....

 

[Thrasher865]

I'd like to see what loften would've done against UNC greensbruh

 

[theFallGuy]

Golden hasn't played against anyone good yet, so lets not start sucking each other off yet.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Other than bring a hooker back to life, is there anything alcohol can't do?

Discuss. And please keep the conversation classy.

It helped me get laid once, and that's a borderline miracle.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

It helped me get laid once, and that's a borderline miracle.

Aww that is nice Newt. Did you ever talk to him again?
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[Nerd-Vol]

It cant give me a hair cut.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

It cant give me a hair cut.

It can convince you to het a haircut you wouldn't normally even think about.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

It can convince you to het a haircut you wouldn't normally even think about.

 

[theFallGuy]

it convinced me to get this rad mohawk