Alabama Fans

#53
#53
I do know the liver can regenerate up to a certain point of abuse. So party on!!!....in moderation of course!!
 
#59
#59
pick a fight with a BAMA FAN?And take a beating like your sorry team is going to take?
Hey looks like ole Saban hit a home run with you troll...
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#64
#64
roll tide roll don't hate cause we are top in sec and you guys are down


My man, a few pointers for posting on message boards.....

(1) While your enthusiasm for your team is obvious, and admirable, the fact is that you, as a Bama fan, are cheering for the lyingest coach in college football. Saban is a good coach, yes. He has also lied to everyone he worked for. Sooner or later, he'll lie to you. Remember how much you love him when that time comes.

(2) We don't hate you because you're "top in sec", which you're not (that honor belongs to Florida, and they'll prove it in December). Fact is, we don't really hate you (well, I don't). We pity you. You've been in the middle or bottom of the SEC West for so long, you'll sell your soul to win. See (1) above.

(3) Yes, we are down. Given your teams' experience at "down", the fact that you agree with us only confirms our diagnosis. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

(4) Your posts are the blog equivalent of the hyperactive puppy who feels the need to piddle all over the place. I'm sure there are quality Bama fans out there. You are not one of them. Much like a visit to a distant relative's house, you are the obnoxious nephew who feels the need to make sure everyone present knows you are there, and how smart you are. While you may think it's witty to log on to your opponent's fan website and "piddle", we recognize you for what you are. A noisy distraction, best dismissed the same way one chooses to ignore a fart in church: pretend like it didn't happen...eventually it will drift away, and all that is left is the memory of the stink.

(5) I would point out your lack of punctuation and other grammatical errors, but then....you are a Bama fan. I expected no less...or more.

go vols.
 
#65
#65
I must applaud your immense abilities to read all of the subtleties and obvious lack of intellect regarding our current Bammer trolls and dispatching them to their place on the back porch, wolfie..... :clapping:
 
#66
#66
My man, a few pointers for posting on message boards.....

(1) While your enthusiasm for your team is obvious, and admirable, the fact is that you, as a Bama fan, are cheering for the lyingest coach in college football. Saban is a good coach, yes. He has also lied to everyone he worked for. Sooner or later, he'll lie to you. Remember how much you love him when that time comes.

(2) We don't hate you because you're "top in sec", which you're not (that honor belongs to Florida, and they'll prove it in December). Fact is, we don't really hate you (well, I don't). We pity you. You've been in the middle or bottom of the SEC West for so long, you'll sell your soul to win. See (1) above.

(3) Yes, we are down. Given your teams' experience at "down", the fact that you agree with us only confirms our diagnosis. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

(4) Your posts are the blog equivalent of the hyperactive puppy who feels the need to piddle all over the place. I'm sure there are quality Bama fans out there. You are not one of them. Much like a visit to a distant relative's house, you are the obnoxious nephew who feels the need to make sure everyone present knows you are there, and how smart you are. While you may think it's witty to log on to your opponent's fan website and "piddle", we recognize you for what you are. A noisy distraction, best dismissed the same way one chooses to ignore a fart in church: pretend like it didn't happen...eventually it will drift away, and all that is left is the memory of the stink.

(5) I would point out your lack of punctuation and other grammatical errors, but then....you are a Bama fan. I expected no less...or more.

go vols.


Well played.......:thumbsup:
 
#68
#68
Don't you love it when the trolls come out of their trailers and start talking in that wonderful 4 year old lingo.
 
#70
#70
My man, a few pointers for posting on message boards.....

(1) While your enthusiasm for your team is obvious, and admirable, the fact is that you, as a Bama fan, are cheering for the lyingest coach in college football. Saban is a good coach, yes. He has also lied to everyone he worked for. Sooner or later, he'll lie to you. Remember how much you love him when that time comes.

(2) We don't hate you because you're "top in sec", which you're not (that honor belongs to Florida, and they'll prove it in December). Fact is, we don't really hate you (well, I don't). We pity you. You've been in the middle or bottom of the SEC West for so long, you'll sell your soul to win. See (1) above.

(3) Yes, we are down. Given your teams' experience at "down", the fact that you agree with us only confirms our diagnosis. Thanks for pointing out the obvious.

(4) Your posts are the blog equivalent of the hyperactive puppy who feels the need to piddle all over the place. I'm sure there are quality Bama fans out there. You are not one of them. Much like a visit to a distant relative's house, you are the obnoxious nephew who feels the need to make sure everyone present knows you are there, and how smart you are. While you may think it's witty to log on to your opponent's fan website and "piddle", we recognize you for what you are. A noisy distraction, best dismissed the same way one chooses to ignore a fart in church: pretend like it didn't happen...eventually it will drift away, and all that is left is the memory of the stink.

(5) I would point out your lack of punctuation and other grammatical errors, but then....you are a Bama fan. I expected no less...or more.

go vols.

7-0 can you say that?Didn't think so.
 
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