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#77
#77
therealUT said:
If you do manage to close the deal, there is really little to no reason to call them prior to about 11pm (or, for you younger kids 2am)...
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unless you open the call with "I got some test results back from the doctor"
 
#78
#78
So much of this advice makes me laugh. Just do what comes naturally man. Make sure the two of you both have a good time. Make her laugh, but don't try too hard at it. Just have a good time.















and if worst comes to worse remember this: Roofie :)
 
#79
#79
I still like the suggestion to throw my coat into a puddle. Actually, I believe I will have my mom bring up my old, ratty starter jacket from like twelve years ago, just for the occasion.

Maybe she has a thing for mid-1990s ugly *** jackets???
 
#85
#85
therealUT said:
Outstanding conversation.

Thanks IMDB.
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Outstanding movie

This is my favorite back-and-forth

Debbie: I'm not gonna go to the end of the stinkin line, who the heck are you? I have just as much of a right to be here as any of these little skanky girls. What, am I not skanky enough for you, you want me to hike up my dang skirt? What the heck is your problem? I'm not going anywhere, you're just some roided out freak with a dadgum clipboard. And your stupid little rope! You know what, you may have power now but you are not god. You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, so...
Doorman: I know... you're right. I'm so sorry, I stinkin hate this job. I don't want to be the one to pass judgement, decide who gets in. Stuff makes me sick to my stomach, I get the runs from the stress. It's not cause you're not hot, I would love to tap that tail. I would tear that tail up. I can't let you in cause you're old as ****. For this club, you know, not for the earth.
Debbie: What?
Doorman: You old, she pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old pregnant girls running around. That's crazy, I'm only allowed to let in five percent black people. He said that, that means if there's 25 people here I get to let in one and a quarter black people. So I gotta hope there's a midget in the crowd.

cleaned up...but makes me laugh every time...for this club, you know, not for the earth
 
#86
#86
Well Men, I am off to do a "little turtle dovin' on a Mason-Dixon Central Kansas night..."

I have decided to go with FV's advice and just get her absolutely hammered.

"I can be that mistake!!!"

Peace out.
 
#87
#87
therealUT said:
Definitely not bring up past relationships. I have the feeling that would either lead to me having to completely lie to her or have to mention that I am a recent divorcee. I am not a fan of either of those approaches.

I am also going to have to make sure that I refrain from steering the conversation into the political sprectrum. I would say the reason for such is fairly obvious in my case.
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Don't start arguing about the church!

:eek:k:
 
#88
#88
I didn't read the 3 pages of discussion but through my experiences I've found that the more you act like you don't even care the more the females are drawn.

For example, if you walk in a bar and are all over a girl. You will get no where. You play it cool and avoid them they're putty in the hands.

I know it's a date and your not picking up a girl at a bar. Nonetheless, this is great information. So all you cats write it down.
 
#90
#90
Take her to a fancy dinner at McDonalds and later on, dazzle her with your riverdancing skills.
 
#92
#92
At the end of the date, tell her you'd consider seeing her again, but only as friends. This date has made you reconsider your heterosexuality, and you think you may want to see men for a while.

This will be a devastating blow to her ego. She won't be able to live with the fact that she was so unappealing that she drove you to homosexuality...in order to regain her lost self-confidence, she'll do anything she can to make you straight again.....and I mean anything. Either that or she'll be happy that you're gay and ask you to go shopping with her.

Hope the date goes well.
 
#98
#98
RockyTopEmpire said:
Why not shoot for a weekend?
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She is heading home to Wichita this weekend for her mom's birthday.

However, she mentioned that she was a pretty stellar basketball player in high school (shot ~46% from beyond the arc, had a few D-II offers). Naturally, I have also lined up a friendly game of H-O-R-S-E as well as one-on-one.

I figure I might as well put a little wager on it, too.
 
#99
#99
Oh...and, I got call around 9:00pm...one of my soldiers had been picked up by the MPs for DUI (they are on pass until Monday.) That information is always a plus while you are out enjoying your evening.
 
#100
#100
therealUT said:
She is heading home to Wichita this weekend for her mom's birthday.

However, she mentioned that she was a pretty stellar basketball player in high school (shot ~46% from beyond the arc, had a few D-II offers). Naturally, I have also lined up a friendly game of H-O-R-S-E as well as one-on-one.

I figure I might as well put a little wager on it, too.
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Oh very nice, using one of her talents and adding a little spice. That's a pro move, forget that AAA stuff.

However don't, under any circumstances what-so-ever, put your self in a position to get dunked on.

I know it's just H.O.R.S.E, but it might turn into one on one. Not the good kind either.
 
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