About Me..

[2hellwithgeorgia]

Let me tell ya'll a little about myself

My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker. I am 35 years old, twice divorced and I live in a van down by the river. I also live off a steady diet of government and I love my TENNESSEE VOLS! GO BIG ORANGE!

 

[TOP]

I'll have whatever you're drinking.

Also, Packers and Giants? Hmm...

Hey.

 

[TXA&M07]

Please continue.

 

[TheRain]

People pay big money for a good spot at the river.
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[Orange Maniac]

Matt, I promise not to smoke pot and no you're not moving in with me. Go back to the van by the river. Somebody make sure the back door is locked.

 

[ptclaus98]

Let me tell ya'll a little about myself

My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker. I am 35 years old, twice divorced and I live in a van down by the river. I also live off a steady diet of government and I love my TENNESSEE VOLS! GO BIG ORANGE!

lol:lol:lol:


How are workouts going?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Big man in a little jacket

 

[volatil]

Nice to meet you. I am El Nino, it's Spanish for the Nino YouTube - El Nino

 

[Vol2424]

Posey has changed his name to Foley I see lol:

 

[VolDad]

Let me tell ya'll a little about myself

My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker. I am 35 years old, twice divorced and I live in a van down by the river. I also live off a steady diet of government and I love my TENNESSEE VOLS! GO BIG ORANGE!

You neighbors with Harvey Updyke?

 

[Vol2424]

You neighbors with Harvey Updyke?

:lolabove:

 

[sdowell]

i thought chris farley died. didn't he live in a van by the river ?

 

[81Bubbavol]

You neighbors with Harvey Updyke?

He never said he was bathing in the river, nor did he mention WalMart or tires.

But.

Are you?

 

[volnation2217]

Let me tell ya'll a little about myself

My name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker. I am 35 years old, twice divorced and I live in a van down by the river. I also live off a steady diet of government and I love my TENNESSEE VOLS! GO BIG ORANGE!

I suspect you adjust the waistband on your pants pretty regularly as well.

 

[RCKYT0P]

 

[jeblevins]

 

[YankeeVol]

I'll have whatever you're drinking.

Also, Packers and Giants? Hmm...

Hey.

Front runner.....fair weather? That's my guess

 

[YankeeVol]

Big man in a little jacket

You got it all wrong......its fat guy in a little coat

 

[gorockytop101]

Front runner.....fair weather? That's my guess

Offensive Lineman? That's my guess.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

You got it all wrong......its fat guy in a little coat

That was the liberal PC version.
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[mdrew27]

If you live in a van down by the river, how do you have internet access.

 

[J-P]

And I'm Chris Farley.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

If you live in a van down by the river, how do you have internet access.

Feeding off someone's unsecure wireless router
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[vol-un-tear]

Don't fall on that table in front of you! Pull up your pants and GBO!!!
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[farmersdaughter]

Lulz
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