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[The Ron Mexico]

Please read the linked newsletter. Your "dream vehicle" is just $52 away. I couldn't make this stuff up.

Aviation

 

[The Ron Mexico]

On a personal note, if there is a Hell, it is my opinion, this guy will become acquainted with it someday.

 

[rkw38]

If it sounds too good to be true.....

They are, at least, thinking up some new ones. I can't tell you how many overseas lotteries I've won or how many Nigerian princes want to send me money if ill just give them my bank account information.

 

[DD4ME]

I'm gonna sow a favor seed.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm gonna sow a favor seed.

That car you've been wanting will be yours in 52 days or weeks.

 

[DD4ME]

Wrong seed.

 

[YankeeVol]

wtf

 

[The Ron Mexico]

wtf

He needs those new blades. And his members need to pay for it.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Cain't have a minister spreading the word of God flying around in a chopper with dull blades.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Hard to believe that there are that many stupid people.

 

[rockytop114]

Please read the linked newsletter. Your "dream vehicle" is just $52 away. I couldn't make this stuff up.

Aviation

He can go to hell. Its dumbasses like this and many others that have turned so many away from Jesus. With there finger pointing holier than thow shat.

 

[Orangeslice13]

He can go to hell. Its dumbasses like this and many others that have turned so many away from Jesus. With there finger pointing holier than thow shat.

As one of the Zones religious nut jobs I must say that Russ gets it.

 

[VolFan32]

Agree with 114 and Slice.

 

[rockytop114]

^^^^^^^^^^get it!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Have you guys sent in your $52 yet?

 

[VolFan32]

Have you guys sent in your $52 yet?

Twice

 

[DD4ME]

Have you guys sent in your $52 yet?

I'm gonna heal that sucker with a 2x4

 

[Orangeslice13]

Reminds me of the money changers in the temple. There have always been evil people trying to make money pretending to represent God.

Anyone remember how Jesus felt about the money changers?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Reminds me of the money changers in the temple. There have always been evil people trying to make money pretending to represent God.

Anyone remember how Jesus felt about the money changers?

Did they have a helicopter?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I happen to know, for a fact, that Jesus' helicopter was very modest.

 

[rockytop114]

Preacher man talking on TV, says he's worried about my soul, wants me to send a donation!

 

[rockytop114]

If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a lil hell!!!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I happen to know, for a fact, that Jesus' helicopter was very modest.

Definitely had the Jesus Is My Copilot bumper sticker on it.

 

[DD4ME]

Reminds me of the money changers in the temple. There have always been evil people trying to make money pretending to represent God.

Anyone remember how Jesus felt about the money changers?

It's the only time he's described as using force. That's why I think he'll be ok if I sow my fist into this guys face.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Did they have a helicopter?

Nope, he walked everywhere he went.