A sure fire way to get rid of Dooley

[CountVolcula]

if you are willing to go through with it

Hunger strikes have worked throughout history when the "little mans" voice is not heard.

They have worked during times of war, in times of peace. They have worked to solve poor conditions in prisons and to help bring light to other social injustices

So, if you dont want Dooley as coach, I suggest that you begin your hunger strike today

You must not ingest any sort of sustenance, except water, until Dooley is removed. If you are a true Vol Fan, then this is your time to shine


Stop talking and step up to show your true love for this team.


Thank you to all of us who are not "Real" fans. You will forever live in our stories

Thank you for what you are about to do

John 15:13

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

 

[mcompton]

Lmao

 

[ajcg98]

opcorn:

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Maybe after the McRib disappears again
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[CountVolcula]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjNjJR9jUGo[/youtube]

 

[Herman Hickman]

Just let him keep coaching. That should do it.

 

[TheRain]

Well done Count. Jawaharlal Nehru never advised Gandhi better.

 

[AJeray4TN]

I'm already so hungry though. Damn you delicious chicken salad. F' it--I'm eating.

 

[zjcvols]

Oh, look, it's one of these threads from Count again.

 

[CountVolcula]

Oh, look, it's one of these threads from Count again.

Just trying to help

Talking gets nobody anywhere

Actions speak louder than words

 

[zjcvols]

Just trying to help

Talking gets nobody anywhere

Actions speak louder than words

Telling people to go kill themselves on a message board always helps the issue, right?

 

[VOLatile]

Telling people to go kill themselves on a message board always helps the issue, right?

Self-immolation brought upon change in South Vietnam and Tunisia.

 

[ncvol17]

Have you looked at the crowd outside of Neyland lately? Very few on a hunger strike there. Maybe 1 BBQ w/slaw instead of 3 would work for a week.

 

[zjcvols]

Self-immolation brought upon change in South Vietnam and Tunisia.

This is UT football here.

 

[AJeray4TN]

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Must be a crap thread since all but two of the posts were hidden due to my ignore list. Having chicken for dinner though so I say there's something to it.

 

[thechad90000]

This is too funny.

 

[CountVolcula]

Telling people to go kill themselves on a message board always helps the issue, right?

Very rarely do people succumb to hunger strikes. Their natural instinct to survive kicks in. A person can live without food for over 7 days, but only a day or two without water. The reason why I instructed them to drink water


Plus, it gets more accomplished than just jumpin off a cliff. Like most on this site seem to be ready to do

 

[AJeray4TN]

Must be a crap thread since all but two of the posts were hidden due to my ignore list. Having chicken for dinner though so I say there's something to it.

Am I on your ignore list Hillbilly?

Answer 1 for yes, and 2 for no.

 

[UTVOL02]

 

[CountVolcula]

Have you looked at the crowd outside of Neyland lately? Very few on a hunger strike there. Maybe 1 BBQ w/slaw instead of 3 would work for a week.

Maybe suggesting a diet would work just as well. It would at least leave more room in the stands

 

[VOLatile]

This is UT football here.

True. More important than Communism or freedom. We're gonna need the people from Tienanmen Square.

 

[DaddyChad]

May I substitute beer for water?

 

[YorkVol]

opcorn:

You're doing it wrong.

 

[AJeray4TN]

May I substitute beer for water?

Yes.