A poem for Mark Richt

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swordfish_vol

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Ahoy me mates, and solve me this riddle!
Why must Coach Richt part his hair down the middle?
One's hair does not bring a loss or a win,
But surely he's noticed hair on other men.
A semblance of something akin to an ass,
His hair would look better upon a young lass.
Most coaches comb back or part on the side,
But such sensible stylings by Coach Richt are denied.
Perhaps a strong wind blew straight down on his head,
Perhaps it's an animal several days dead.
I fear we need Mark to crack this tough riddle:
Why must Georgia's coach part his hair down the middle?
 
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swordfish_vol said:
Ahoy me mates, and solve me this riddle!
Why must Coach Richt part his hair down the middle?
One's hair does not bring a loss or a win,
But surely he's noticed hair on other men.
A semblance of something akin to an ass,
His hair would look better upon a young lass.
Most coaches comb back or part on the side,
But such sensible stylings by Coach Richt are denied.
Perhaps a strong wind blew straight down on his head,
Perhaps it's an animal several days dead.
I fear we need Mark to crack this tough riddle:
Why must Georgia's coach part his hair down the middle?
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A part down the middle
is really not confusing.
To solve your riddle
Try some logic infusing.

If you're limp in the wrist
It's no hit or miss.
Societal rules insist
To part your hair like his.
:good!:
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
 
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facepalm.jpg
 
#7
#7
I guess it's poetry hour on VolNation... let me contribute with a Haiku.

The Vols need a win.
Saturday we play Georgia.
The Vols need to win.
 
#8
#8
Georgia's coach Richt has bad hair days,
our Coach Kiffin does not.
and most if not all
think our Coach's wife is hot.
 
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#11
Joe Cox will lead the Bulldogs out
The Georgia fans will give them a shout
Three plays will go by and UGA will punt
There will stand Coach Richt looking like Helen Hunt
 
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#13
Roses are red, violets are blue
We need a quarterback and receivers that can catch...too.
 
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#15
I highly recommend taking away swordfish's ability to further post on the Nation.(jk)
 
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swordfish_vol said:
Ahoy me mates, and solve me this riddle!
Why must Coach Richt part his hair down the middle?
One's hair does not bring a loss or a win,
But surely he's noticed hair on other men.
A semblance of something akin to an ass,
His hair would look better upon a young lass.
Most coaches comb back or part on the side,
But such sensible stylings by Coach Richt are denied.
Perhaps a strong wind blew straight down on his head,
Perhaps it's an animal several days dead.
I fear we need Mark to crack this tough riddle:
Why must Georgia's coach part his hair down the middle?
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Sounds like a Crompton overthrow is to blame.
 
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#18
There once was a coach from Nantucket...
ehh... everyone can probably finish the rest. :whistling:
 
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#22
Roses are red, violets are blue
The crazy OP must have swine flu.

If swine flu he has, I guess that's an excuse
For such a post to be so obtuse.
 
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#24
Roses are red, Bulldogs are too. If Richt would have gotten Crompton they'd have more losses than two.
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