A great way to quit a job

[orangestorm]

Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office

 

[IPorange]

Awesome

 

[wounded mullet]

Wouldya?

 

[lylsmorr]

Awesome. And she is very very attractive. She won't be looking for a job long

 

[lylsmorr]

Wouldya?

 

[punkcat]

Wouldya?

I would. The glasses are kinda sexy, intellectually that is.

 

[Daddy Gee]

great .. wouldn't want to break up with her ......

 

[kev20]

for a second there I thought there was a merge

 

[smowkee]

She's hot.

 

[Volingatorland]

Ahh the sad truth.... She's still really hot IMO.

chive presents new photos of jenny, elyse porterfield explains hoax theCHIVE

 

[kev20]

something tells me that Elyse Porterfield is going to be one of the top google hits today

 

[Volingatorland]

something tells me that Elyse Porterfield is going to be one of the top google hits today

I think I typed e-l-y before it was the top thing in the google search field.

 

[IBlvNTmWrk]

Awesome. And she is very very attractive. She won't be looking for a job long

I agree, but I doubt it will be as a broker. Not saying she isn't qualified, but she would have a great career in marketing given her imagination and wouldn't be surprised if Hollywood didn't possibly give her a call.

 

[kev20]

I agree, but I doubt it will be as a broker. Not saying she isn't qualified, but she would have a great career in marketing given her imagination and wouldn't be surprised if Hollywood didn't possibly give her a call.

someone didn't see the update

 

[Co. Aytch]

She is hot. Pretty good joke.

 

[Volingatorland]

She's officially the top searched on google today as per CBS news who has an interview with her. And she is also so hot it should be illegal.

 

[orangeblooded2]

Hollywood bound.......

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

porn maybe???:dunno:

 

[Volingatorland]

porn maybe???:dunno:

One can only hope.

But for those too lazy to click my original link, and to provide evidence that I'm a borderline interwebs stalker when it comes to hot women:
Her name is Elyse Porterfield
She went to UC Boulder (I think it was boulder) where she majored in Musical Theater
Her hometown is Glenfield, CO
She is 22
She moved to LA in May
She's currently working on a film titled "Project X"
She has been cast as an Angelina Jolie doppleganger

And this one justifies my researching who this girl is:
She is retardedly hot.

 

[wounded mullet]

She is retardedly hot.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

quitters gonna quit