A Big Orange Genie Will Grant You Three Wishes...

#26
#26
stop this wishing for more wishes stuff.

anyone who has ever met a real genie knows that they only grant 3 wishes and you can't wish for more wishes.

damn people.
 
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#27
#27
1. I become AD at UT
2. Genie transfers haslem family cash and assets to me while I'm AD
3. I pay john gruden an ungodly amount of money to coach for one year to finally settle if he can coach college. Lol.


Wasted wishes???
 
#29
#29
1.Win the lottery
2.Pay off all my bills
3.and sit back and watch Tn kick the he11 out of any team that gets in their way.

then I woke up
 
#30
#30
99gator said:
stop this wishing for more wishes stuff.

anyone who has ever met a real genie knows that they only grant 3 wishes and you can't wish for more wishes.

damn people.
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Fine.

1. Tacos.
2. Yet more tacos (that's not against the rules.)
3. Dipping sauce.

It shouldn't take magic for Tennessee to acheive (most) of these goals you've all stated, just time. :)
 
#31
#31
(1) Michigan has a real, truly, legitimate Heisman candidate ( a 2,000 yard rusher) but our field goal kicker wins the Heisman trophy that year because people don't like the Michigan players father.

(2) For the next 25 seasons, we beat Alabama on the very last play of the game, either by a kick, a defensive stop or a miracle offensive play at the end " See Marquez North's one hand catch"

Bama beat us Peyton's freshman season on the last play of the game. "I want revenge"

Bama beat us in 1993 on the last play of the game with a David Palmer 2 point conversion.

Bama beat us in 2010 with a block of Lincoln's game winning field goal. "I want revenge"

(3) Florida keeps Muschamp as their coach until he is 60 years old and he remains a horrible coach.
 
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#32
#32
1. 523,000 extra wishes.
2. Win the Mega Millions Jackpot 20 times in a row.
3. Vols go undefeated for the next 80 years.


Why 523K? To tie up loose ends like the Mega Millions money being tax free. A Vols player winning the Heisman every other year. Just being nice. Stuff to just tie up loose ends when necessary cause genie wishes always have some catch or another with them.
 
#33
#33
1) We beat Bama & Florida every year (with Saban at Bama and Urban/OBC/Muschamp at Florida) mercilessly. Some years we let them get close just to give them false hope, then we rip it from their grasp.

2) We never lose to any B1G teams (since I live in meeechigan and have to listen to obnoxious Michigan and Ohio state fans...I see Charles Woodson everywhere I go and it ticks me off.), any Pac12 teams, any big 12 teams, or any other team ever again.

3) Neyland upgrades including but not limited to: seating capacity of 102,501 if we need to beat A&M's upgrades, new bathrooms, statues for Reggie, Peyton, Doug, and Johnny, beer/whiskey sold in stadium, cheaper concessions, bring back the V-O-L-S letters somehow, cheaper tickets, and add more media with throwbacks to John Ward, Bobby Denton, Phil, Johnny, General, and all the other greats.


I have more, but those will make me a very happy person.
 
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#34
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Rudy123 said:
(1) Michigan has a real, truly, legitimate Heisman candidate ( a 2,000 yard rusher) but our field goal kicker wins the Heisman trophy that year because people don't like the Michigan players father.
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It still stings...
 
#38
#38
1. Tickets to the Florida game with great seats because ive never been to a UT game.
2. 6-6 season
3. The QB race to be over.
 
#40
#40
skasper06 said:
What with all these wishes that Saban would leave? He's one of the best. And to be the best, you have to beat the best. The better wish is that CBJ would beat him relentlessly every year.
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I would rather not see him on a college sideline at all.
 
#43
#43
1 we have the number one recruiting class this year.
2 josh Dobbs has better accuracy
3 jalen Hurd wins the heisman
 
#45
#45
I will take a more esoteric route:

(1) Give me the ability to time travel back to 1939 and the financial resources to attend all relevant games so I can experience first-hand what it is like to go an entire season undefeated, untied and unscored upon.

(2) Erase George Cafego's knee injury so that we defeat USC in the 1940 Rose Bowl.

(3) Combine the powers of Pete Carroll's and Nick Saban's magical recruiting wands into one irresistible force which allows Butch Jones to recruit, by far, the no. 1-ranked recruiting class for the next twenty-five years. Everything else will eventually fall into place.
 
#49
#49
The 3 wishes reminds me of a story. Two engineers met one day, and one was riding a new bicycle. The other engineer asked him where he got his bike.

He said that a gorgeous young lady came riding up to him, took off all of her clothes, and said "you can have anything you want." At that point the second engineer said "you made the right choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
 
#50
#50
1. Blow out bama & florida from now on.
2. SEC Champions til 2050.
3. All the ugly chicks in South enroll at Alabama. Oh wait that wish has already been granted!
3a. Kiffen gets herpes and his nose falls off!
 
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