95 Challenges the Mods to a Fight

#76
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The Ron Mexico said:
I posted it on a message board for thousands of people to see. Not exactly a secret. Especially since you have access to it and clearly read it. And it was more of a joke towards those guys.

But it’s probably my fault for lacking desperation.
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It's okay , Ron. You're desperate, too, but more in a "I need attention" kind of way instead of a "Help me, I'm socially awkward and can only flirt with women on the internet and probably watch lots of porn to make up for said ineptness" kind of way. Every has some level of the attention whore gene, yours is just higher than most.
 
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Weezer said:
It's okay , Ron. You're desperate, too, but more in a "I need attention" kind of way instead of a "Help me, I'm socially awkward and can only flirt with women on the internet and probably watch lots of porn to make up for said ineptness" kind of way. Every has some level of the attention whore gene, yours is just higher than most.
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I don’t like your chances with her either.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
I don’t like your chances with her either.
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Agreed, but that's okay. My internet game is weak. I can't get past wondering if "female" posters really have a penis or not. Chicks with ding dongs is one of my turn-offs.
 
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Weezer said:
Agreed, but that's okay. My internet game is weak. I can't get past wondering if "female" posters really have a penis or not. Chicks with ding dongs is one of my turn-offs.
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If you are going to insist on putting those kind of limitations on your potential mate pool...

You’re just being unreasonable.
 
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Weezer said:
Agreed, but that's okay. My internet game is weak. I can't get past wondering if "female" posters really have a penis or not. Chicks with ding dongs is one of my turn-offs.
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“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”.
 
#83
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The Ron Mexico said:
If you are going to insist on putting those kind of limitations on your potential mate pool...

You’re just being unreasonable.
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So you're suggesting I lower my standards? Interesting.... I may have to put some thought into this.
 
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Ron, have you ever fooled around with a woman only to find out she was born a man?








Me neither, but if you did, would it be okay to feel confused and kind of betrayed? Asking for a friend.
 
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Leximax said:
Not to be crass but if I was “looking for a bangin,” I’d simply go get banged. 😜
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I don't believe you. I once thought the same thing and was terribly wrong. Its well known that TRM is the only person that can claim that with certainty.
 
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Behr said:
I don't believe you. I once thought the same thing and was terribly wrong. Its well known that TRM is the only person that can claim that with certainty.
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What does it all mean?

Seriously, I am lost. I'll just head on back to the Lexi/Charlie suckfest thread.
 
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#93
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Leximax said:
What does it all mean?

Seriously, I am lost. I'll just head on back to the Lexi/Charlie suckfest thread.
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There is a thread for that question.

Don't get your Pajamas in a wad, you even said it was getting weird.

Who's the hotter Jessica? Biel, Alba or Simpson.
 
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Behr said:
There is a thread for that question.

Don't get your Pajamas in a wad, you even said it was getting weird.

Who's the hotter Jessica? Biel, Alba or Simpson.
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Biel. No question. Was I supposed to say “no homo” after that? Seems like the guys always do.
 
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Jessica Simpson is the correct anderr. She has wider hips. Alba and Biel couldn’t have more than 7 or 8 kids with those narrow hips.

Simpson it is.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Jessica Simpson is the correct anderr. She has wider hips. Alba and Biel couldn’t have more than 4 or 5 kids with those narrow hips.

Simpson it is.
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Being someone with hips, I appreciate your position. But I just googled their measurements: Simpson and biel both have 35” hips. However, it’s good to know you base attractiveness on a woman’s ability to pump out children. Does sandwich-making ability count for anything?
 
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Leximax said:
Being someone with hips, I appreciate your position. But I just googled their measurements: Simpson and biel both have 35” hips. However, it’s good to know you base attractiveness on a woman’s ability to pump out children. Does sandwich-making ability count for anything?
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With regard to the measurements you googled: Don’t believe the lies fabricated by the liberal media meant to disparage the reputation and baby making ability of a fine Christian woman like Jessica Simpson.

What else would I use to judge the attractiveness of a woman? Other than the obvious answer of breast size, of course. I also appreciate skin that is free of open sores and scabs. I require at least 51% of her teeth to be cavity free and/or present.

Sandwiches make for a lazy lunch option. I prefer something that requires a little more effort.
 
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Leximax said:
Being someone with hips, I appreciate your position. But I just googled their measurements: Simpson and biel both have 35” hips. However, it’s good to know you base attractiveness on a woman’s ability to pump out children. Does sandwich-making ability count for anything?
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It counts for everything!
 
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Leximax said:
Biel. No question. Was I supposed to say “no homo” after that? Seems like the guys always do.
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Several years ago I would have agreed, but unfortunately I read something very concerning to me about Biel on the internet, and whether true or not, it has destroyed my perception of her.

I now agree with Ron, although for different reasons.

No need to use the no homo disclaimer, Joe is the only one who judges here in the zone.
 
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Behr said:
Several years ago I would have agreed, but unfortunately I read something very concerning to me about Biel on the internet, and whether true or not, it has destroyed my perception of her.

I now agree with Ron, although for different reasons.

No need to use the no homo disclaimer, Joe is the only one who judges here in the zone.
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You're not going to say what it is that you read, which modified your opinion of Biel? What's up with that? I'm judging you right now.
 
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