It's taken me 5 years, but I've finally done it.
I would like to take this opportunity to acknowledge some fellow posters:
BadJerry: For influencing me to hijack Jdog's (RIP) thread which led to my hazing. Hope you are proud of your protege.
The Ron Mexico: For being the first zoner to officially petition me to be zone member. Bet you regret that one.
Voxx: One of the 3 zoners I have met. I promise that shooting night at Karns was a fluke.
Gonzo: Another zoner I have met. You created my hazing thread. Thanks.
Gnome: Please stop stalking me downtown. Although you can back up that the gator girl is pretty damn good looking.
3*: I may lulz at your posts more than any other. Here's to making sure no one else creates "Da official" bball game threads but you next year. Damnit TFG.
Slice: You tried to give me the nickname TD, but Pubes has stuck.
Modbock: Waterworld. What else is there to say?
Jenny: May you RIP again soon, and forever.
And finally to Freak: Without you, none of us would be here.
To all other zoners: y'all are cool. You carry the burden of keeping this site sane and deserve way more credit than you are given for that.
I know no one gives a shiz about this, so carry on with your lives. I will go ahead and jump off the Henley Street Bridge, DIAF, and anything else that applies.