3 Word Story

[milohimself]

Claim 450 MNC's

 

[volmanjr]

and walk on

 

[UTVOLFAN]

to the team

 

[volmanjr]

to start at

 

[OWB]

a position like

 

[volmanjr]

the head waterboy

 

[GAVol]

or urinal flusher

 

[volmanjr]

or jock-strap washer

 

[OWB]

or hotdog boy

 

[volmanjr]

but they wish

 

[orange+white=heaven]

that just once

 

[volmanjr]

they could play

 

[orange+white=heaven]

4 decent quarters

 

[OWB]

but they couldn't.

 

[MemphisVol]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@May 4, 2005 11:13 AM
but they couldn't.

being mostly jockstrap washers and hotdog boys.

Thankfully, however, one was a urinal flusher, and thereby knew the basic mechanics of social priggishness, excretorial metaphor speaking.

 

[surrealvol]

Originally posted by Orangewhiteblood@May 4, 2005 12:13 PM
but they couldn't.

because every time

 

[volmanjr]

they tried to

 

[orange+white=heaven]

someone from the NCAA..
(4 words, sorry)

 

[volmanjr]

slapped them with

 

[orange+white=heaven]

scholarship reductions for

 

[volmanjr]

for being cheaters

 

[orange+white=heaven]

But even though they were guilty as sin, they needed someone to blame their troubles on.

That's when they...

 

[volmanjr]

turned to Tommy

 

[OWB]

and said, "why...

 

[volmanjr]

don't you dig