3 Word Story

#82
#82
Operaman lay there shaking and convulsing longing for Pepto. Suddenly, toddbond leapt out of the hall bathroom with a big shovel. Operaman came after him with it and started swinging, disregarding the aliens who were chanting noitanlov noitanlov noitanlov, which confused Operaman.

He wet himself and starting mumbling "they know VolNation and it is full of weirdos and juvenile delinquents, yet they smile through their tears. Our story continues.....

As Operaman looks down the bar and there stands Steve Spurrier. Operaman drank a glass of dark beer and said loudly, " I am not who you think, I am a Tennessee fan and drunk as a monkey on crack named Randy Sanders." Carrying a clipboard holding nude pictures and twitching, stuttering, drooling with his hands in his blue jean pockets where he kept the frog that gave him magical powers for him to destroy people.....but he realized that it was only a good piece of cheese that turned green

and smelled funky......
 
#93
#93
Otis's moonshine steel,where Jr. had been laid up at all night playing with his.........
 
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