This is what we have so far....
Once there was a superhero Operaman, who wasn't very clean. So he showered and then went upstairs to spank his monkey. He dropped the bowling ball and decided he would eat a dog.
Then he realized, "I might be the first guy to successfully swallow a Vanderbilt fan." Suddenly, a rumble came deep from his bowels, shook the room and green gasses flowed from his rectal area and the room cleared. Operaman lay there shaking and convulsing longing for Pepto........ :shakehead:
*ahem* longing for Pepto...