3 Word Story

[utvol0427]

who was really

 

[volmanjr]

wasted. He stepped

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

in cow dung

 

[volmanjr]

and slid across

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

the lot on

 

[volmanjr]

one foot while

 

[Jmxvol]

singing Rocky Top...

 

[OWB]

and waving his

 

[volmanjr]

giant orange flag

 

[rockytop muskrat]

from a pole

 

[volmanjr]

that was taller

 

[rockytop muskrat]

than Volman Jr.

 

[volmanjr]

That would not be a very tall flagpole, for Jr is vertically challenged... Now back to the story...


Suddenly from nowhere

 

[Jmxvol]

Marilyn Manson came

 

[volmanjr]

in and left.

 

[Jmxvol]

Because Jeff Francis

 

[volmanjr]

was taking off

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

his Volnetwork headset

 

[VOLracerx]

to replace it

 

[Jmxvol]

with a banana.

 

[IBleedOrange24/7]

because Lee Corso

 

[volmanjr]

predicted that if

 

[surrealvol]

the sun rose

 

[volmanjr]

over Rocky Top

 

[OWB]

the Gods would