I'll give you a better laugh. You see, I actually despise Trump and all that he stands for. Basically a living reality show of no significance who has managed to turn a large inheritance and inherited privilege into an "empire" on the backs of others. He's been bailed out when the real estate market went against his speculation. Some of his ventures have gone bankrupt, but he unlike the investors and creditors came out just fine. Nothing illegal; he simply benefited from law that others wrote - just like a ratchet - work one way and ride free the other. Who better to scare the Republican party straight?
So why would I support him? Because when he spoke out on issues like illegal immigration to significant positive response, most of the other candidates were too dumb or unresponsive to get the message. Although I pretty much agree with you on terrorism - primarily a knee jerk response when politicians in over their head don't know what to do but look busy (translated: spend money foolishly), I do think borders are important and need to be fixed. If you can't control what comes across in the form of people and drugs, then you sure can't control what could be something worse. I'll out trump Trump on that one and suggest a minefield - cheaper than a wall, and trespass becomes a self-correcting error.
The biggest problem is still the economy, and as long as politicians dole out welfare of one sort or another to people, corporations, and other countries it will remain so. To the Democrats "life is good" - just keep handouts going to their voters and the votes will keep coming in. On the other hand if the Republicans are unwilling to be fiscally responsible, what good are they? In eight years they've managed one completely un-electable dunce and rubber stamped almost all of Obama's train wreck - with friends like that ....