2014 Damn NBA Playoffs Thread

[Notorious B.E.N]

You got catfished by Lil Bow Wow too, didn't you?

Ya, he was sending me money but he turned out to be a lesbian rapper.

 

[n_huffhines]

That was some atrocious basketball. Refs just said "f*** you" to those of us who tune into watch Lebron.

 

[govols1864]

Another fun stat....the Heat's 8 free throws is the fewest in the last 1,447 NBA playoff games.

 

[BadJerry20]

Ya, he was sending me money but he turned out to be a lesbian rapper.

Damn I hate when that happens. Did you tell her to suck dirt?

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Damn I hate when that happens. Did you tell her to suck dirt?

I told her to suck damn dirt, then i called Skip Bayless and asked what he thought.

 

[BadJerry20]

Need some tissues up in hurr.

 

[BadJerry20]

I told her to suck damn dirt, then i called Skip Bayless and asked what he thought.

That's great thinking, Skip knows all.

 

[firestorm]

Firestorm, you should offer Ben a hot meal and a place to stay. He's a good guy just down on his luck, lost all his money on dog fighting and prostitutes.

Is this serious?

I knew you had to be joking about in my basement because he has no idea where I live.
And I am a guy I'm saying that since usernames don't always reveal it's obvious guy or woman the way the real names do.

 

[firestorm]

That's great thinking, Skip knows all.

Really then I guess he could tell me if I asked that cheerleader I had crush on in high school would she have said yes.
Also any women I'm attracted to have crushes on me.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

This is gold.

 

[BadJerry20]

Is this serious?

I knew you had to be joking about in my basement because he has no idea where I live.
And I am a guy I'm saying that since usernames don't always reveal it's obvious guy or woman the way the real names do.

Yeah I'm serious, Ben's had a rough year. He's needs something hot to eat and a couch for a night or 2.

 

[BadJerry20]

Really then I guess he could tell me if I asked that cheerleader I had crush on in high school would she have said yes.
Also any women I'm attracted to have crushes on me.

You are good with the ladies huh?

 

[firestorm]

That was some atrocious basketball. Refs just said "f*** you" to those of us who tune into watch Lebron.

Yeah I think you and others have seen better basketball They didn't have to pay for at their local gym.

 

[BadJerry20]

This is gold.

Lol

 

[hmanvolfan]

Yeah I'm serious, Ben's had a rough year. He's needs something hot to eat and a couch for a night or 2.

He can have a hot pocket and sleep on the swing in my back yard.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

No colors anymore I want them to turn black..

 

[BadJerry20]

He can have a hot pocket and sleep on the swing in my back yard.

That's nice of you, Firestorm doesn't like strangers on his couch evidently.

 

[firestorm]

Yeah I'm serious, Ben's had a rough year. He's needs something hot to eat and a couch for a night or 2.

Problem since I live with my parents they wouldn't be down for this. Otherwise If I was at a dorm or some other place I would say what the heck come over Ben the heat fan.

 

[7thgroupvolfan]

He can have a hot pocket and sleep on my love pole in my back yard.

 

[BadJerry20]

Problem since I live with my parents they wouldn't be down for this. Otherwise If I was at a dorm or some other place I would say what the heck come over Ben the heat fan.

Totally understandable, that's really nice of you Firestorm.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

He can have a hot pocket and sleep on the swing in my back yard.

Thanks Squirrelly

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

Problem since I live with my parents they wouldn't be down for this. Otherwise If I was at a dorm or some other place I would say what the heck come over Ben the heat fan.

Thanks anyways man.

 

[BadJerry20]

No thank you to the guy trying to help you? Ungrateful Hobo.

 

[firestorm]

You are good with the ladies huh?

I'm a good talker but as far as ladies man that I know I'm not.
There was some girl told by her friend she likes me. That was a damn good day at inside skating arena. That was summer of 2001 I think. Well same year the avalanche beat the devils for the Stanley cup I know that.
Also those are serious.
I kid you not I have talked to a psychic on keen.

 

[Notorious B.E.N]

No thank you to the guy trying to help you? Ungrateful Hobo.

You kicked me out, how you think i got in this mess??