2014 Damn NBA Playoffs Thread

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Last night, in my drunken stupor, I fell, and wrecked hell on the bathtub. Broken pipes, shower curtain is bent, old lady woke me up and told me what I did. Apparently, I yelled at her, threatened to leave her, and hid my laptop for no apparent reason. I have absolutely 0 idea wtf happened to me. But I think it had something to do with the basketball team I root for.

I'm a real piece of work. but wtf do you call that basketball team.
 
Last night, in my drunken stupor, I fell, and wrecked hell on the bathtub. Broken pipes, shower curtain is bent, old lady woke me up and told me what I did. Apparently, I yelled at her, threatened to leave her, and hid my laptop for no apparent reason. I have absolutely 0 idea wtf happened to me. But I think it had something to do with the basketball team I root for.

I'm a real piece of work. but wtf do you call that basketball team.

I know why you hid it.

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Oh and the heat easily beat the freakin nets so that lame theory that the heat wanted to avoid the nets is bullcrap.

Nets, mets, jets three New York teams with ets that find a way to choke.
 
Last night, in my drunken stupor, I fell, and wrecked hell on the bathtub. Broken pipes, shower curtain is bent, old lady woke me up and told me what I did. Apparently, I yelled at her, threatened to leave her, and hid my laptop for no apparent reason. I have absolutely 0 idea wtf happened to me. But I think it had something to do with the basketball team I root for.

I'm a real piece of work. but wtf do you call that basketball team.

Not to hijack this thread, just a random thought. Why is this socially accepted as the norm but if you were to smoke a joint while watching the game, eat all the food in your kitchen during half time, then make love to your wife before falling asleep...that is somehow bad and illegal.

Just an observation.
 
Not to hijack this thread, just a random thought. Why is this socially accepted as the norm but if you were to smoke a joint while watching the game, eat all the food in your kitchen during half time, then make love to your wife before falling asleep...that is somehow bad and illegal.

Just an observation.

That would be better, I admit. But I gotta hold a job, right?
 
If you need it. I say just don't get ****ty like that. Alcohol is literally poison. As K-Town mentioned, it's nuts that weed is illegal. Legalizing would inevitably lead to less alcoholl consumption. I love alcohol, but it has to be in moderation.
 
Not to hijack this thread, just a random thought. Why is this socially accepted as the norm but if you were to smoke a joint while watching the game, eat all the food in your kitchen during half time, then make love to your wife before falling asleep...that is somehow bad and illegal.

Just an observation.
This is the only response I can think of for this post.....
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