2012 Team: The Road Back?

#52
#52
Vol423 said:
It apparently implies that you foolishly believe every word that comes out of the coaches' mouths.
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Ok, in that case, I have something to come from my mouth in hope I get CDD to give the order to implement it:

To the tune of nothing like a dame.

Listen coach, this fan Vol423 is a pain and an ache.
We gotta get rid of 'em for goodness sake.
No, no boss plugging him or anchoring in a lake,
Gets you 20 years to life give or take.

Yeah I know what ya mean, the boy raises your ire.
Uh, huh, we've got tommy guns that fire
Thirty bullets at a clip
We've got automatic rifles, a shotgun that's a pip.
And a 90 year old hitman that shoots the thing from the hip.
He sports an attitude making it clear to never give him any lip.

But listen boss, tell you what we oughta do.
Frame the sonvagun, I'm telling you
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

Coach, you can use a simple square, hang it on a wall.
Then a put a picture in it.
You can put one in a wall, add some hinges and hang a door on it.
Yeah, I know the hitman can go bang, bang, it would be over in a minute.
But a frame works better and it's safer too, no court or jail time.
Listen carefully boss, let me wrap this around your mind.
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

Find a crocked judge, and a cop on the take.
Then you can frame anybody, even slick Jake.
Who has never been convicted of draining Crater Lake,
Then building a cat house there, calling it Catfish Bake.
But a frame takes care of anything
Cause there ain't nothing like a frame.
I'm telling you boss, there ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

You can put a pair of lens in it,
You'd have glasses clear or tinted.
You put one on the right kind of woman and she'd grow some darn fine curves.
You can put one on a man and he can become muscle bound freak who gets on your nerves.
Coach it's the truth, though it may be a shame,
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's ain't anything like a frame.

We'll have Vol423 put away.
He won't ever see the light of day.
Because, there ain't nothing like a frame.
And I mean nothing like a frame.
 
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#54
#54
WoodsmanVol said:
Ok, in that case, I have something to come from my mouth in hope I get CDD to give the order to implement it:

To the tune of nothing like a dame.

Listen coach, this fan Vol423 is a pain and an ache.
We gotta get rid of 'em for goodness sake.
No, no boss plugging him or anchoring in lake,
Gets you 20 years to life give or take.

Yeah I know what ya mean, the boy raises your ire.
Uh, huh, we've got tommy guns that fire
Thirty bullets at a clip
We've got automatic rifles, a shotgun that's a pip.
And a 90 year old hitman that shoots the thing from the hip.
He sports an attitude making it clear to never give him any lip.

But listen boss, tell you what we oughta do.
Frame the sonvagun, I'm telling you
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

Coach, you can use a simple square, hang it on a wall.
Then a put a picture in it.
You can put one in a wall, add some hinges and hang a door on it.
Yeah, I know the hitman can go bang, bang, it would be over in a minute.
But a frame works better and it's safer too, no court or jail time.
Listen carefully boss, let me wrap this around your mind.
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
Tha's ain't anything like a frame.

Find a crocked judge, and a cop on the take.
Then you can frame anybody, even slick Jake.
Who has never been convicted of draining Crater Lake,
Then building a cat house there, calling it Catfish Bake.
But a frame takes care of anything
Cause there ain't nothing like a frame.
I'm telling you boss, there ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

You can put a pair of lens in it,
You'd have glasses clear or tinted.
You put one on the right kind of woman and she'd grow some darn fine curves.
You can put one on a man and he can become muscle bound freak who gets on your nerves.
Coach it's the truth, though it may be a shame,
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's ain't anything like a frame.

We'll have Vol423 put away.
He won't ever see the light of day.
Because, there ain't nothing like a frame.
And I mean nothing like a frame.
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I read this to the tune of LL Cool J's "I'm Gonna Knock You Out"..... Gold.
 
#56
#56
WoodsmanVol said:
This is speculation, though I believe with a foundation of reason to believe to be a prophetic truth. The 2012 team returns to the tradition of a big and now it seems mean OL. It appears the OL has put strength work in and as per CSP and CDD, playing with a bit of aggression which he preferred to as violence last season. The new OL coach appears to be insisting the OL become road graders running on jet fuel instead of diesel. With an attitude of get the h3ll out of the way. The 2012 RBs under Graham's stress for aggressive running plus ball security are responding according to both CJG and CSS. I think we will see the return or semblance of the down your throat running attack from days of old. The defense isn't fully back having a slight bit of thinness here and there but nothing like the past 3-4 years. However, under CSS they seem to be better conditioned, better talent, and being trained to have a just downright nasty attitude. I don't know a freaking thing but I think what I read between the lines is CSS is here to show his work in Alabama wasn't due to Sabanism but rather due to Sunseri-ism. Consequently, I look to see a hard playing Tennessee defense win, lose, or draw. The only concern I really have is CDD maybe doing some Fulmeric foolishness by rotating quarterbacks. Yeah, I know Wes Miles did this with some success but often this isn't a smart thing to do. Bray appears to be the man though it apparently isn't his way to act take charge and be vocal about it. When all there, he gets the job done and with the WR arsenal he has now, that should be more true now than it ever was. Remember when he had Gerald Jones and Denarius Moore? Two experienced WRs and of course Hunter and Da'Rick thrown in from time to time but it was the seniors mostly. Bray threw his head off. Now with the same type of thing featuring JH and DR as very talented and experience WRs, he will do the same. Once again we will have a at least 2 if not more newcomer WRs that can spot the vets when needed. If CDD is smart, he won't tamper with this by experimenting with Worley and Peterman unless it's mop up duty. Of course if Bray falters it's nice to know we have two QBs who would perform better than the unfortunate Matt Simms. So CDD don't mess with a sure thing by rotating your QBs if Bray is making plays and he will. Plus he has a close personal and on field relationship with JH and DR, just don't mess with it when there is no cause to. Barring injuries and further attrition, I think pieces in place for us to either win the SEC-east or finish 2nd at the worse. I look for vengeance games vs. Vandy and KY meaning very high scores with the SOS (Sons of Sunkist -Bray, DR, JH) insisting on staying in the game after it becomes a runaway. By the prickling of my thumb, something wicked this way comes.
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I do not see a scrap of evidence that indicates they will rotate QB's.......?!*%@
 
#58
#58
Pompey said:
I do not see a scrap of evidence that indicates they will rotate QB's.......?!*%@
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Scrap your butt up to the first sentence in my post.
But you better watch out, you might learn something.
 
#59
#59
Vol423 said:
That would be beyond stupid (so I'm not going to totally rule it out with our coaching staff). The option is NOT something that you can run a few times per game and execute it well. You have to run an option offense full-time in order to be able to get down the timing and decision making necessary to run it effectively. Running it 5 to 10 times per game will result in a MASSIVE number of fumbles.
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I don't think Dooley meant THE option running attack. He said an option type package that had options to run and pass. I would guess the old option attack could be part of it, but I would think he's also talking about rollouts and bootlegs, where Peterman could choose to run or pass.

Do you have any examples of teams that ran the option part-time where it led to a lot of fumbles? But again, I don't think Dooley meant the option, but I was just wondering what you were basing your opinion off of.
 
#60
#60
WoodsmanVol said:
Ok, in that case, I have something to come from my mouth in hope I get CDD to give the order to implement it:

To the tune of nothing like a dame.

Listen coach, this fan Vol423 is a pain and an ache.
We gotta get rid of 'em for goodness sake.
No, no boss plugging him or anchoring in a lake,
Gets you 20 years to life give or take.

Yeah I know what ya mean, the boy raises your ire.
Uh, huh, we've got tommy guns that fire
Thirty bullets at a clip
We've got automatic rifles, a shotgun that's a pip.
And a 90 year old hitman that shoots the thing from the hip.
He sports an attitude making it clear to never give him any lip.

But listen boss, tell you what we oughta do.
Frame the sonvagun, I'm telling you
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

Coach, you can use a simple square, hang it on a wall.
Then a put a picture in it.
You can put one in a wall, add some hinges and hang a door on it.
Yeah, I know the hitman can go bang, bang, it would be over in a minute.
But a frame works better and it's safer too, no court or jail time.
Listen carefully boss, let me wrap this around your mind.
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

Find a crocked judge, and a cop on the take.
Then you can frame anybody, even slick Jake.
Who has never been convicted of draining Crater Lake,
Then building a cat house there, calling it Catfish Bake.
But a frame takes care of anything
Cause there ain't nothing like a frame.
I'm telling you boss, there ain't nothing you can name
That's anything like a frame.

You can put a pair of lens in it,
You'd have glasses clear or tinted.
You put one on the right kind of woman and she'd grow some darn fine curves.
You can put one on a man and he can become muscle bound freak who gets on your nerves.
Coach it's the truth, though it may be a shame,
There ain't nothing like a frame
There ain't nothing you can name
That's ain't anything like a frame.

We'll have Vol423 put away.
He won't ever see the light of day.
Because, there ain't nothing like a frame.
And I mean nothing like a frame.
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boy that was a big wast of time i hope you were saying something positive cause i could not bring my self to read your theasis. please don't take personal just to much for me even thow you will try to use big words to cut me down but i don't care..truth we are a little more alike than you think on other thangs
 
#61
#61
rockytop114 said:
boy that was a big wast of time i hope you were saying something positive cause i could not bring my self to read your theasis. please don't take personal just to much for me even thow you will try to use big words to cut me down but i don't care..truth we are a little more alike than you think on other thangs
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Aw man! Don't you know fun when you see it? That parody song shouldn't be seen as anything but a joke.
Lighten up and laugh a bit. But if you're in the business of comeuppance, I can help. You win hands and feet down, shessh. As or wasting time, every poster on here does that. It's not like we coach the players, assist the coaches, we're all just a bunch of people who like the Vols (or don't) and take advantage of being able to be anonymous while we run our mouths or rather fingers on a keyboard. Some of us like me think we're creative. So greetings fellow time waster.
 
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#62
#62
JayVols said:
Says the Sabesque Da'Rick love letter writer. Losing 7 coaches in the offseason is not a 'master plan' move upgrade or not.


On a side note, I would love to know what Woodsman is taking. His posts are consistently.......interesting. Must be some good stuff.:hi:
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Da'rick love letter writer???

Whatever you're smoking you should quit foirever my friend because you have that dead wrong.

I think we should have stopped pampering Da'rick long ago and made him grow up, shut up and get to work in the classroom and on the field and that all the kids need to be treated the same way no matter if they're a potential superstar or not.

CDD and company are trying to build good men out of these kids as well as good football players and I totally support that but I also think it's not a good thing to treat certain players differently just because they're better football players than some other kids are.

You also need to learn to THINK about all options and possibilities and look at history and facts before posting right off the top of your hear buddy.

FACT is that CDD did spend 7 years with Nick Satan at LSU and the Miami Dolphins and NS did try to take CDD to AlaBubba with him too.

NS is a 3-4 guy and CDD learned that D well too so it's very likely that CDD always wanted to go 3-4 but couldn't get the right coaches he wanted as soon as he was hired because hamilton wouldn't buy out the coaches contracts so CDD had to hire the best he could get with only 2 weeks to hire them.

I believe that ARE reasons why most of those coaches only got a 2 year contract and why most of our D coaches were all gone so fast too and that it WAS planned by CDD with the approval of AD Hart to do whatever he needed to do to get CSS away from AlaBummer and get the good D coaches for his staff to make the switch to the 3-4 with some 4-3 sprinkled in too.

Many smart people plan well ahead and live by the 6 P rule my friend which is why they build to great success over time.

6 P rule...Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

LMAO @ me being a Da'rick love letter writer.:lolabove:

VFL...GBO!!!
 
#63
#63
Hey JayVols! :salute:

In response to what I'm taking, the package says orangecain. I bought it off this guy ---> :alien:
 
#65
#65
Titan&Volfan4life said:
Da'rick love letter writer???

Whatever you're smoking you should quit foirever my friend because you have that dead wrong.

I think we should have stopped pampering Da'rick long ago and made him grow up, shut up and get to work in the classroom and on the field and that all the kids need to be treated the same way no matter if they're a potential superstar or not.

CDD and company are trying to build good men out of these kids as well as good football players and I totally support that but I also think it's not a good thing to treat certain players differently just because they're better football players than some other kids are.

You also need to learn to THINK about all options and possibilities and look at history and facts before posting right off the top of your hear buddy.

FACT is that CDD did spend 7 years with Nick Satan at LSU and the Miami Dolphins and NS did try to take CDD to AlaBubba with him too.

NS is a 3-4 guy and CDD learned that D well too so it's very likely that CDD always wanted to go 3-4 but couldn't get the right coaches he wanted as soon as he was hired because hamilton wouldn't buy out the coaches contracts so CDD had to hire the best he could get with only 2 weeks to hire them.

I believe that ARE reasons why most of those coaches only got a 2 year contract and why most of our D coaches were all gone so fast too and that it WAS planned by CDD with the approval of AD Hart to do whatever he needed to do to get CSS away from AlaBummer and get the good D coaches for his staff to make the switch to the 3-4 with some 4-3 sprinkled in too.

Many smart people plan well ahead and live by the 6 P rule my friend which is why they build to great success over time.

6 P rule...Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

LMAO @ me being a Da'rick love letter writer.:lolabove:

VFL...GBO!!!
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Sure thing Miss Cleo. IF it was Dooley's master plan to let go 7 assistants, he's as crazy as his momma. That's bad. Wilcox is a guy well versed in the 3-4. That has been discussed ad nauseum. We didn't have the personnel to pull off a 3-4 under Wilcox. Also, If you even remotely think that he wanted to lose Sirmon, you don't have a clue. He was one of if not his best recruiter and a very good coach that the players loved. Same could be said for Thompson. I guess he sucked so bad that Saban rehired him so quickly. As for Joseph, CDD brought him here like he was his security blanket. No huge loss, imo, but I don't think for a second that Dooley wanted to lose him. The 2 coaches that probably were planned were Heistand and Baggett. I have no problem with the Heistand decision, but the Baggett 'retirement' was a case of letting the inmates run the asylum so to speak. No way Dooley wants 7 new coaches in his make or break year. 2 or 3 new coaches and I could agree with you. Having only 3 returning coaches (none on defense) is not a master plan. It's an "oh, shiz" moment. I do think we upgraded in several areas, no doubt. However, it's borderline psychotic to think it all was planned. "Welcome to the real world."- Morpheus


One thing you could be right about was that maybe I shouldn't have used 'love letter'. More appropriately, I should have called your post about Da'Rick a Lou Holtzesque ESPN rah rah speech minus the spit bath.
 
#67
#67
Titan&Volfan4life said:
Da'rick love letter writer???

Whatever you're smoking you should quit foirever my friend because you have that dead wrong.

I think we should have stopped pampering Da'rick long ago and made him grow up, shut up and get to work in the classroom and on the field and that all the kids need to be treated the same way no matter if they're a potential superstar or not.

CDD and company are trying to build good men out of these kids as well as good football players and I totally support that but I also think it's not a good thing to treat certain players differently just because they're better football players than some other kids are.

You also need to learn to THINK about all options and possibilities and look at history and facts before posting right off the top of your hear buddy.

FACT is that CDD did spend 7 years with Nick Satan at LSU and the Miami Dolphins and NS did try to take CDD to AlaBubba with him too.

NS is a 3-4 guy and CDD learned that D well too so it's very likely that CDD always wanted to go 3-4 but couldn't get the right coaches he wanted as soon as he was hired because hamilton wouldn't buy out the coaches contracts so CDD had to hire the best he could get with only 2 weeks to hire them.

I believe that ARE reasons why most of those coaches only got a 2 year contract and why most of our D coaches were all gone so fast too and that it WAS planned by CDD with the approval of AD Hart to do whatever he needed to do to get CSS away from AlaBummer and get the good D coaches for his staff to make the switch to the 3-4 with some 4-3 sprinkled in too.

Many smart people plan well ahead and live by the 6 P rule my friend which is why they build to great success over time.

6 P rule...Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

LMAO @ me being a Da'rick love letter writer.:lolabove:

VFL...GBO!!!
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