2012 Summer Olympics Zone Style

[GatorBill]

Players aren’t allowed to touch the sides or the bottom of the pool during play, and may swim as much as three miles during a match.

http://www.london2012.com/water-polo/about/

I am officially smarter than I was before I opened this thread. Can't usually say that around here.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Impressive for a Gator fan!

 

[Thrasher865]

Mods, please delete all informative posts.

 

[theFallGuy]

Mods, please delete all informative posts.

this would delete all of mine, wtf

 

[GatorBill]

Stolt from another site:

I'm guessing it'll be something like this:

8:00 - Intro.. teasing gullible American viewers who don't realize that London is in a different time zone

8:07 - mention of women's beach volleyball

8:15 - soft focus feature on a misty eyed equestrian who has overcome a farming accident to be in London

8:23 - an introduction to each individual on the women's gymnastics team, including a cartoon featuring Hello Kitty bedspread in the room of what appears to be a growth-stunted 12 year old..

8:45 - NBC officials consider showing an actual Olympic event

9:00 - someone we've never heard of interviewing someone we've never heard of about an event we're unfamiliar with

9:12 - "How to Dye Your Hair in 20 Minutes or Less.. featuring Bob Costas"..

9:17 - mention of women's beach volleyball

9:43 - profile on the importance of a water tower in small town America

9:47 - interview with the girl who sat beside Michael Phelps during a 3rd grade Holiday assembly

9:59 - mention of women's beach volleyball

10:03 - women's gymnastics

10:17 - a "whatever happened to..." feature on a blind Judo athelte who managed to successfully inseminate a farm animal upon his return from a disappointing Beijing Olympics

10:26 - women's gymastics

10:39 - mention of women's beach volleyball

10:54 - "coming up after the Olympics.. on your local news"..

11:02 - a sit down interview with a random guy from American Idol on a dimly lit set designed to look suspiciously like your grandmothers living room on the importance of women's gymnastics in the fabric of America..

11:13 - women's gymnastics

11:17 - mention of women's beach volleyball

11:29 - a profile on courage - (designed to look a lot like foreshadowing) - of the American heart.. and how we overcome even the most disappointing of circumstances

11:42 - music.. with an emotional sound of impending doom... mirroring that of the human heart beat - as a gymnast takes front and center on a piece of equipment

11:54 - sheer bedlam of 5 girls jumping up and down, screaming.. tears welling in their eyes as they imagine the thought of eating for the first time since 1999..

11: 56 - OE reaches for a tissue

11:59 - "tune in tomorrow.. as we capture the emotion of America at the games of the ____ Olympiad".. (cut to highlights of women's beach volleyball)

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Water Polo: How To Tread Water - Water Polo Video | NBC Olympics

 

[joeydupree]

When does the dream team play again?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Right now!!

 

[tang]

right turn

 

[Nerd-Vol]

More Boxing!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Nerd, you should box. I bet you have a hell of a reach.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd, you should box. I bet you have a hell of a reach.

I was just looking into what it takes to get started in boxing. Apparently I need to work tremendously on my conditioning if I even wanted to step into a boxing gym.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You have an extra thick cranium, that's a good start!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

You have an extra thick cranium, that's a good start!

Your girl knows a lot about giving good cranium.

 

[VolsFan4Ever-11]

Your girl knows a lot about giving good cranium.

Lulz

 

[Thrasher865]

What a boring ass game! The Brow tore it up!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Your girl knows a lot about giving good cranium.

YUsonofa..........

 

[theFallGuy]

fav sport

 

[joeydupree]

Texsomad....


Errbody already knew this.

 

[theFallGuy]

...

 

[joeydupree]

Fapfapfap

 

[Thrasher865]

Find the Czech beach vball chicks.

 

[joeydupree]

Good work E'lem

 

[Thrasher865]

Also, I'm trying hard to be turned on by this:

but the butt sweat is kinda not doin it for me.

 

[theFallGuy]

Find the Czech beach vball chicks.

sure