2012 Summer Olympics Zone Style

[BearCat204]

I guess Im alone in thinking that I would rather watch paint dry than to watch any form of gymnastics

 

[Thrasher865]

I guess Im alone in thinking that I would rather watch paint dry than to watch any form of gymnastics

Agreed. Without Nastia and Shawn Johnson, there's really nothing to watch. There's a couple girls that probably clean up real nice, but they don't look hot out there.

 

[Weezer]

I've never liked men's gymnastics as we've always sucked for as long as I can remember.(though I hear we're supposed to be good this year) Ladies gymnastics is entertaining because you can normally count on at least one American to be going for the gold. I just like to see the U.S. win.

 

[Weezer]

Agreed. Without Nastia and Shawn Johnson, there's really nothing to watch. There's a couple girls that probably clean up real nice, but they don't look hot out there.

Most female gymnasts are underage when competing. Twenty is normally over the hill for them. In other words, stop being a perv!

 

[BearCat204]

Most female gymnasts are underage when competing. Twenty is normally over the hill for them. In other words, stop being a perv!

plus most of them are flat as a board......................

 

[Thrasher865]

plus most of them are flat as a board......................

Or maybe they just wear those really tight unitards and it compresses their booblets

 

[BearCat204]

Or maybe they just wear those really tight unitards and it compresses their booblets

Ive been to happy hour at the Pink Pony, ive seen boobs compressed by tight unitards and these are different

 

[Weezer]

The upside(assuming they're of legal age), they are very.... flexible. I'm sure they can bend in ways a normal woman could not.

 

[Georgia Peach]

I heard the youngest competitor is 16.

 

[Thrasher865]

I heard the youngest competitor is 16.

Legally, they have to at least claim this. China puts in underage competitors all the time and just changes their claimed age. That's why they're so good. Also, they're Chinese.

 

[BearCat204]

Legally, they have to at least claim this. China puts in underage competitors all the time and just changes their claimed age. That's why they're so good. Also, they're Chinese.

The Soviets did it forever

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Like they know. You can't keep track of all those people in all those counties

 

[Thrasher865]

Like they know. You can't keep track of all those people in all those counties

Does China have a lot of counties? Do they call them counties? Do they subdivide below provinces?

 

[Georgia Peach]

Legally, they have to at least claim this. China puts in underage competitors all the time and just changes their claimed age. That's why they're so good. Also, they're Chinese.

Ohh...

 

[Thrasher865]

But pretty sure America does not do this. We don't do anything illegal. We win fo' realz.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Does China have a lot of counties? Do they call them counties? Do they subdivide below provinces?

I meant countries and not just china, all the little places around the world

 

[GatorBill]

The Weiber kid is 17. That is legal back in MI, but not in TN. Strange, but true.

(well, legal as long as you are not her teacher, or some sort of authority figure like that)

Her mother and I grew up together.

 

[BearCat204]

But pretty sure America does not do this. We don't do anything illegal. We win fo' realz.

ameruca....fawk yeah

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Our president doesn't need an official record of birth, why should our Olympians?

 

[Volz4lif3]

Didn't know Capt. Kangaroo knows so much about gymnastics..and he's got a foreign accent going.

 

[Weezer]

Didn't know Capt. Kangaroo knows so much about gymnastics..and he's got a foreign accent going.

Refering to Bela Karoli? He coached Mary Lou dammit. Don't go pickin' on him!

 

[Volz4lif3]

Wow Randy Moss is also commentating the Olympics at the whitewater kayaking..

 

[BearCat204]

Wow Randy Moss is also commentating the Olympics at the whitewater kayaking..

brotha gotta feed all dose kids

 

[Volz4lif3]

Refering to Bela Karoli? He coached Mary Lou dammit. Don't go pickin' on him!

Capt. Kangaroo coached Mary Lou? Who woulda known..

 

[Weezer]

Looks like Capt. Kangaroo but can't understand a damn word he says? If so, that's Bela. And Mary Lou is a damn American treasure!