2012 Endzone Poster Awards

I've been lucky in that department. My secret is, be up front that your not serious about getting into a relationship. Chicks think of it as a quest to break you. Of course, I always won. Until my gf now, she's a keeper.

I'm just not very smart.
 
Enlighten me! You need help picking up some hawt womenz?

He refuses to take off his Fauxkley's. Sparty could be right. Voxx may be related to 114.

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I'm just not wired to hit it and quit it, and spent an extended amount of time in the friend zone recently.



Solid advice, clearly.

I end up the friend but it's usually after I have sex with them and get bored.

Hey roofies and a club always works for me..
 
I'm just not very smart.

Seriously make them smile, if you can make a girl laugh you are in. Just don't be cutesy about it, this will land you in friend zone. Be absurd with your humor, it catches girls off guard. Like Tex said the unattainable thing works too, all girls want what they can't have. If a girl asks you to by a drink say, do I look like the type of guy that needs to by you a drink. They will be intrigued by your bravado, and confused as to how you could tell them no.
 
He refuses to take off his Fauxkley's. Sparty could be right. Voxx may be related to 114.

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Hey! My Oakley's aren't fake. I've since purchased some sweet Randolph Engineering aviators anyway.

Seriously make them smile, if you can make a girl laugh you are in. Just don't be cutesy about it, this will land you in friend zone. Be absurd with your humor, it catches girls off guard. Like Tex said the unattainable thing works too, all girls want what they can't have. If a girl asks you to by a drink say, do I look like the type of guy that needs to by you a drink. They will be intrigued by your bravado, and confused as to how you could tell them no.

I picked a girl where none of this **** worked. My problem 1/2 the time is the type of women I'm attracted too.
 
I just wanna say noob of the year should be under review if I don't win. I've made a strong push the last couple days. The azz pics alone should get me 5 extra votes.
 
Yeah but that might also cost me being around to seeing the actual vote.

Edit: if I lose to 114 I'm cool with that. Didn't know he was a noob.
 
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