2006 Vols Biggest Surprise???

[OldVol]

is this gonna be firing squad style or does someone gotta win a trivia contest and win the chance to thumbcock the 38 special? :biggrin2:

The lad needs new friends. That's my first blush instinct.

 

[rockydoc]

If I ever begin pandering to authority and talking about the "good ole days"

my friends

will mercifully fire a bullet into my cranium.

What friends??? :biggrin2:

 

[hatvol96]

Damn boy, who you hangin' with?

Let's review: People who sit around you at Neyland spit tobaccy and speak in racial appelations, and your friends are obliged to shoot you the moment you begin to show the slightest hint of astuteness. Maybe you need to change some of those associations if you plan to reach the golden years.

On the other hand, they do say ignorance is bliss.

You must be beside yourself. :biggrin2:

1) That's a gross mischaracterization of my comment about crowds in Neyland.
2) That shooting would be per my wishes.
3) The idea of living to the hair coming out my ears, diaper wearing, Viagra needing years doesn't excite me.

 

[hatvol96]

is this gonna be firing squad style or does someone gotta win a trivia contest and win the chance to thumbcock the 38 special? :biggrin2:

"Thumbcock?" The rules of this board prevent me from dropping some Bill Hicks quality ridicule on you for the use of that term.

 

[volmanjr]

3) The idea of living to the hair coming out my ears, diaper wearing, Viagra needing years doesn't excite me.

They'll catch you before you know it.

 

[OldVol]

They'll catch you before you know it.

At 35, he's probably already got more hair on his back than on his head.

 

[hatvol96]

At 35, he's probably already got more hair on his back than on his head.

Again, incorrect. A combination of good genetics and vanity ensures I never have to worry about that.