2 more days till bowl hopes are outta here

#126
#126
Cartervol said:
I thought so. Long time ago, i couldn't recall if johnny won a game before that stretch or not, thanks.
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The Arky and SC games were as bad as any losses I've wittnessed but the Bama game, well they were just plain better than us, they were NCs that year and deserved it but Johnny still shouldn't have punted on 3rd down on our first posession of the game, that was the last straw for me concerning Majors.
 
#128
#128
number5iscomin4u said:
Yes, thats right, Saturday is going to hurt two times as much. One because you are going to get your ARSE whooped by a team you are "so much better that" Insert Vol nation last 15 years comment here:
2nd, it is going to seal the faith of your program. Plain and Simple. That is all
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Here, take a look. You will NEVER see one of these in Columbia.

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#129
#129
number5iscomin4u said:
Yes, thats right, Saturday is going to hurt two times as much. One because you are going to get your ARSE whooped by a team you are "so much better that" Insert Vol nation last 15 years comment here:
2nd, it is going to seal the faith of your program. Plain and Simple. That is all
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Let Me make this clear to you...You root for a team who has lost to Vanderbilt two years in a row....TWO YEARS IN A ROW!...You root for s team who has beaten us twice in almost 20 years...Let me repeat it again..TWICE IN ALMOST 20 YEARS...Ahem...Just to put it lightly without hurting your feelings...Your teams are traditional losers...
Much like yourself...Pitiful and looking for attention...If Your going to try and talk smack at least have something to brag about ok?...You have.....NOTHING! :clapping:
 
#130
#130
number5iscomin4u said:
Yes, thats right, Saturday is going to hurt two times as much. One because you are going to get your ARSE whooped by a team you are "so much better that" Insert Vol nation last 15 years comment here:
2nd, it is going to seal the faith of your program. Plain and Simple. That is all
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You're so right. I can only imagine how bad you will litter our site as you brag about beating a 3-6 team. It will give me something to do up until Phil's resignation is made official.

Immediately following Phils resignation, a thread titled "UT to offer Gruden $5.5 million" will appear on my computer. I will click on it and it will be a hyperlink to KNS or TBO and the details of the proposal will generate 400 posts within 15 minutes.

Throughout the day, other threads and news will surface listing our top coaching canidates and the interest level of each. The who's who list of coaches will be Gruden, Davis, Muschamp, Tuberville, and even yalls pathetic washed-up coach Spurrier.

As pathetic as you are, I will still find time in my joy to find your latest thread and I will point out how we don't want your washed-up coach who is begging to come here. You will write if off by saying that you can do better than CSS and we will laugh our butts off at how stupid you are.

When a $4- $5 million deal is on the threshold of completion, the visitor level will reach 3,500 on VN. There will be scared Bamers, jealous Dogs, and insignificant cocks like yourself by the dozens. The hate and jealousy will cause the server to freeze and Volnation will be down for hours.

As bad as VN being down would suck, it will be okay because every channel on your TV will be the pressconference of our NEW BADASS Coach. The Pandomonium that willl occur will make Saban going to Alabama look like a South Carolina QB substitution.

When chaos somewhat subdues, VN will return but you will not. You won't be missed at all and our site will be better because of it. Three months later we will discover that you changed your name to
I Love (insert new coach) in a covert attempt to jump on the UT bandwagon. You will then be shunned eternally. You will change your name over and over again but will never be accepted into our elite fraternity known as VolNation.

Most importantly, New Coach will own South Carolina like everyone in the SEC does and you will never come within 14 points of a W. It will eventually lead to Spurriers demise. SC will not break the trend of hiring washed up has been coaches and will hire Tommy Bowden or Skip Holtz. They too will never beat New Coach and on and on and on and on.:neener2:
 
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#132
#132
JOEY'S ALL VOL !!! said:
The Arky and SC games were as bad as any losses I've wittnessed but the Bama game, well they were just plain better than us, they were NCs that year and deserved it but Johnny still shouldn't have punted on 3rd down on our first posession of the game, that was the last straw for me concerning Majors.
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Oh, it was definitely johnny's time to go. Just like its phil's time now.
 
#133
#133
Cartervol said:
I thought so. Long time ago, i couldn't recall if johnny won a game before that stretch or not, thanks.
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Fulmer started the 92 season 3-0. CJM came back after the Florida game and coached the win over Cincinnati from the press box. He returned to the sideline for a lackluster win over one of the worst LSU teams in ages before the 3 game losing streak.
 
#134
#134
number5iscomin4u said:
Yes, thats right, Saturday is going to hurt two times as much. One because you are going to get your ARSE whooped by a team you are "so much better that" Insert Vol nation last 15 years comment here:
2nd, it is going to seal the faith of your program. Plain and Simple. That is all
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It's idiots like this that make me appreciate lawgator.

And they are legally allowed to breed.

(shudder)

go vols.
 
#135
#135
number5iscomin4u said:
Yes, thats right, Saturday is going to hurt two times as much. One because you are going to get your ARSE whooped by a team you are "so much better that" Insert Vol nation last 15 years comment here:
2nd, it is going to seal the faith of your program. Plain and Simple. That is all
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:finger3: Tennessee owns the Cocks. Apparently you scored good in clairvoyance 101 to make a prediction like that. Please list all of the BCS or other bowl games y'alls lousy teams have gone to and won in the last twenty five years and I'll shut up if impressive. That's what I thought.
 
#136
#136
#5 is coming for you. Is that the same #5 that got put on his ass by a middle aged referee that played for Kentucky? It's amazing to me someone will come start this junk when he's a "Cock supporter".
 
#137
#137
number5iscomin4u said:
Two wrong statements in this sentence. 1. Your "storied" program has been gone for a while. 2. It has nothing to do with your program, or lack their of. It has to do with this run we are making at the cotton bowl, peach bowl, or Outback bowl while you guys are making a run for the .....uh.......state border.


Let the spellcheck begin Hardnose football scholars
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Well if no one else is going to take this one....

1. there
2. Not a grammar or spelling error, but are you really happy aiming for the cotton bowl, peach bowl, or outback bowl? And why are we making a run for the state border? I don't get it.
 
#140
#140
1,2 Garcia's coming for you
3,4 He'll drink you to the floor
5,6 He's gonna throw some picks
7,8 The Vols sure are great
9,10 We're gonna lose again

scE fight song this week
 
#141
#141
chavisut said:
1,2 Garcia's coming for you
3,4 He'll drink you to the floor
5,6 He's gonna throw some picks
7,8 The Vols sure are great
9,10 We're gonna lose again

scE fight song this week
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are you by any chance watching nightmare on elm street?:lol:
 
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#142
#142
I'm pi$$ed off.
I was hoping to come in to work this morning and have some good laughs from Mr. Number5 and his Idiocracy.

Where did the Dumb-A$$ go?
 
#143
#143
Trolls only come out of their cave for one day and retreat into oblivion after the have created choas (in this case 142 posts to a ridiculous thread).

:rock:
 
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