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[golfballs]

I hope he is kicked out of school for this or at least transfers ASAP

He is from Memphis and went to Christian Brothers... Dudes life is over

Went to Christian Brothers and didn't go SAE :question:

Red flag right there. Should have known he was a binge butt chugger

 

[golfballs]

I'm surprised they didn't find blow up his bunghole too

 

[northknoxvol]

Yolo!

 

[9296potsguy]

I had this in the wrong thread. Certainly goes here:

 

[YorkVol]

I have been getting crap all day because of this story.

I'm kind of afraid to ask why. I can only guess:

You were a Pike, or,
You are known to consume through your colon, or
both...

 

[Vols520]

I'm kind of afraid to ask why. I can only guess:

You were a Pike, or,
You are known to consume through your colon, or
both...

Neither. Only person Most people know who went to Tennessee.

 

[Toujours Pret]

One thing for sure: the guy's "brothers" must have really been scared for his life. No way else that the method of his intoxication becomes known. The ER is not exactly the best place to get a "complete" physical exam, and it's highly unlikely that there was any physical evidence of the means.

This, for whatever reason, reminds me of a Jackass scene involving a matchbox car.

 

[YorkVol]

Neither. Only person Most people know who went to Tennessee.

I figured that, just thought I would mess with you a bit.

 

[Vols520]

I figured that, just thought I would mess with you a bit.

Yeah. I mean they are all up my ass today. I just can't wait till this story is behind us.

I can hardly even sit down without somebody probing me for info.

 

[volmanbill]

Nice. Just made the local Tampa newscast, complete with interviews.

 

[pantone151]

Nice. Just made the local Tampa newscast, complete with interviews.

guess i should stop complaining about not getting any coverage of Tennessee down here...

 

[Jax_Vol]

guess i should stop complaining about not getting any coverage of Tennessee down here...

Did they report that the student is going to have surgery to get a new butt installed?








His old one was cracked

 

[Velo Vol]

On the morning CNN news today they had a guy reporting live from campus.

During the segment their footage included a University of Memphis sign.

 

[Jax_Vol]

On the morning CNN news today they had a guy reporting live from campus.

During the segment their footage included a University of Memphis sign.

Ouch.....double ouch!

 

[tumscalcium]

SIAP. I did a quick glance and didn't see it yet. Interesting...

Tennessee fraternity suspended after alcohol enemas - CNN.com

 

[AJeray4TN]

Nice. Just made the local Tampa newscast, complete with interviews.

What kind of questions did they ass?

 

[volmanbill]

I see what you did there.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't get it.

 

[orangesparkles]

Over/under on the number of times the same jokes can be repeated in this topic?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Over/under on the number of times the same jokes can be repeated in this topic?

eleventy 8

 

[Jax_Vol]

Over/under on the number of times the same jokes can be repeated in this topic?

But seriously?

 

[AJeray4TN]

Over/under on the number of times the same jokes can be repeated in this topic?

The number is going to be high. Someone tried to force box wine up their ass. This warrants jokes...lots of jokes.

 

[kiddiedoc]

I'm cracking up!

 

[JamesBenUT]

Alex Anderson ‏@RealAyeAye
New T-Shirt idea "Knoxville: A butt-chugging town with a football problem"

 

[Ttucke11]

Let's just say that I strongly believe that parts of this story are...false. I hope to see UTPD lose a large lawsuit. I considered being a cop, until I came into contact with those fools.