DeusExMachina
"I aim to misbehave"
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(*I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.....*)
Hey, fake ass Deuce. Yeah you, the Old Piss fan. Riddle me this: how's it feel, being a fan of a team that can't even decide on a nickname?? What are y'all gonna be this year?? The Rebels, the Black Bears, the Rebel Black Bears, the Crotch Crickets (or whatever that stupid nickname is for your defense), or the Bulldogs?? Oh, wait, that last one's a mistake, that's the OTHER team in that festering cesspool you call a state.....ya know, the GOOD team.
You come up in here, attempting to "troll" my brother and sister Vol fans with your tired ass rhetoric about how y'all beat us last year. Let me just say this:
Congratulations....you beat a Tennessee team starting 4 true freshman offensive linemen. You beat a Tennessee team that was down however many wide receivers. You beat a Tennessee team that was trying to crawl tooth and nail, inch by inch out of the primordial hell that we've gone through thanks to two previous coaches. You beat a Tennessee team that, by all regards, has gone through the worst stretch in school history......Congratulations. But, at the same time, count your lucky stars that you don't play us again at any time in the near future. Because that crawl that I mentioned.....we can see the light at the top of the well. We can see the proverbial "light at the end of the tunnel", and this time it ain't a train. Count your lucky stars that your precious whatever they call themselves don't make a return trip to Neyland, and that the men in Orange don't come to Oxford and burn your precious little stadium (and "The Grove", whatever the hell that is) to the ground.
Sir/Ma'am/Caitlyn Jenner, whatever you identify as......the real Deuce is here, and I don't play well with others. You don't believe me, go ahead and shoot our super-mod Freak a note and ask him about me. I give less than zero damns if your feelings get hurt, and the levels of depravity to which I'm willing to stoop should have books written about them. VolNation's not big enough for two Deuces. I urge you to see yourself out.
Hey, fake ass Deuce. Yeah you, the Old Piss fan. Riddle me this: how's it feel, being a fan of a team that can't even decide on a nickname?? What are y'all gonna be this year?? The Rebels, the Black Bears, the Rebel Black Bears, the Crotch Crickets (or whatever that stupid nickname is for your defense), or the Bulldogs?? Oh, wait, that last one's a mistake, that's the OTHER team in that festering cesspool you call a state.....ya know, the GOOD team.
You come up in here, attempting to "troll" my brother and sister Vol fans with your tired ass rhetoric about how y'all beat us last year. Let me just say this:
Congratulations....you beat a Tennessee team starting 4 true freshman offensive linemen. You beat a Tennessee team that was down however many wide receivers. You beat a Tennessee team that was trying to crawl tooth and nail, inch by inch out of the primordial hell that we've gone through thanks to two previous coaches. You beat a Tennessee team that, by all regards, has gone through the worst stretch in school history......Congratulations. But, at the same time, count your lucky stars that you don't play us again at any time in the near future. Because that crawl that I mentioned.....we can see the light at the top of the well. We can see the proverbial "light at the end of the tunnel", and this time it ain't a train. Count your lucky stars that your precious whatever they call themselves don't make a return trip to Neyland, and that the men in Orange don't come to Oxford and burn your precious little stadium (and "The Grove", whatever the hell that is) to the ground.
Sir/Ma'am/Caitlyn Jenner, whatever you identify as......the real Deuce is here, and I don't play well with others. You don't believe me, go ahead and shoot our super-mod Freak a note and ask him about me. I give less than zero damns if your feelings get hurt, and the levels of depravity to which I'm willing to stoop should have books written about them. VolNation's not big enough for two Deuces. I urge you to see yourself out.
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