'14 CA CB Adoree' Jackson (Signed with USC)

[Sandman Vol]

Come play for the failed coach of KY then you might get drafted in the 8th round by the Cowgirls and play for the failed coach of Tennessee!

8th round? That's new to me...

 

[volssam]

This one is pretty good too lol

 

[FalcoVol]

The bad news is that will probably actually work for some recruits.

The good news is recruits that respond to that won't likely be missed.

 

[VolFromNashville]

Agreed. I can't see how anyone would take a D-1 coach or their program seriously after seeing some crappy photoshop 101 pics attempting to sell the brand.

I know I can't take it seriously now. I can't imagine what I'd think if it was sent to me as a recruiting tool

 

[sanddune50]

Best part is UF WR Coach Joker Phillips is actually tweeting this crap.

#ComeLearnMadPhotoShopSkillsFromTheJoker

Only thing I can figure is that Joker bit into a meth sandwich before logging on to a computer.

 

[checkerboards09]

Only thing I can figure is that Joker bit into a meth sandwich before logging on to a computer.

And then washed it down with coke.

 

[TheRain]

Dooley lost to this guy... with a wr playing qb.

 

[Ron Swanson]

Dooley lost to this guy... with a wr playing qb.

ouch

 

[FTCvol]

Dooley lost to this guy... with a wr playing qb.

That reality, it is harsh.

 

[PowerOrange]

Okay I have it figured out. Muschamp hired Joker, so Florida fans will be too embarrassed of Joker to care about Muschamp's temper tantrums.

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

that not real is it? I mean is that an actual recruiting tool or is someone making this up? Please tell me its the latter. Or not. If its real, it has to be the worst advertising ever. EVER.

C'mon Newt, any ad like that FOR the gators should be supported by all Vols!
It is cheesy, trashy and low-class just as it should be to represent uf

Keep looking at it and the beauty will appear...

 

[Wolfeman_Vol]

C'mon Newt, any ad like that FOR the gators should be supported by all Vols!
It is cheesy, trashy and low-class just as it should be to represent uf

Keep looking at it and the beauty will appear...

They do love their jorts down there. I think these wonderfully horrendous ads fit right in with the rest of the reptilian mullet militia.

 

[eazyTD]

This one is pretty good too lol

 

[TruVolGritt]

reptilian mullet militia.

Now that is funny; I don't care who you are....lol
bbuugahahahaha!!!:lolabove:

 

[Wilson27]

Now that is funny; I don't care who you are....lol
bbuugahahahaha!!!:lolabove:

....in jorts and wearing a pinky ring

 

[thelizardvol]

Dooley lost to this guy... with a wr playing qb.

 

[Glitch]

Joker could make a killer recruiting poster with this.

 

[Kurtastrophe]

SIAP but I think any chance we might have had has just left the building....

@jokerphillips: When you buy into being a Gator.. You become one #ComePlayWRForTheJoker

I think Swain said it best....

@jaysonswain: Bbbbababhahahahahahah

That ranks up there with the radioactive gator in the Muschamp stare down poster.

 

[RedStickVOL]

So back to Adoree....
Was listening to Bill King this morning who had JC Schurbert on with him. Caller asked about Adoree and the response from JC was Florida, FSU, USC, or UCLA. No mention of us...

 

[VolFreakJosh]

This one is pretty good too lol

 

[Neyland2nd2none]

They do love their jorts down there. I think these wonderfully horrendous ads fit right in with the rest of the reptilian mullet militia.

Like these guys? So much fail in this pic lol

 

[Phat-Phil]

I know I can't take it seriously now. I can't imagine what I'd think if it was sent to me as a recruiting tool

I mean it had to be made as a joke...right? No way that was meant to be serious. I hope.

 

[Biopsyman]

Like these guys? So much fail in this pic lol

Young Micky Ronney on the left

 

[sanddune50]

So back to Adoree....
Was listening to Bill King this morning who had JC Schurbert on with him. Caller asked about Adoree and the response from JC was Florida, FSU, USC, or UCLA. No mention of us...

Hmmm, well good thing Sherbert and Adoree aren't close and he is still in guessing mode. Had Adoree not mentioned us then I would be concerned.

 

[JCLawyerVol]

Dooley lost to this guy... with a wr playing qb.

#comeplayWR/QBforthejoker