114's Bucket List

[DD4ME]

Reveal his true identity as Freak.

 

[rockytop114]

95 beat you to it.

Really. I'm jelli

 

[rockytop114]

Buy the rights to waterworld and rerelease it

But will never let hopanties see

 

[DD4ME]

Streak across field during a vols an Georgia game

Using his dong as the pole for the big UT flag

 

[rockytop114]

Reveal his true identity as Freak.

O.laws

 

[DD4ME]

But will never let hopanties see

This

 

[DD4ME]

Post his dissertation on uranium fusion and a copy of his masters from MIT and blow VN's mind!

 

[rockytop114]

Have beers with DD ans Trm

 

[DD4ME]

Have beers with DD ans Trm

At the top of Mt Everest.

 

[VolFan32]

At the top of Mt Everest.

Wearing only shorts and t shirts

 

[rockytop114]

At the top of Mt Everest.

With 20 naked Sweden chicks

 

[DD4ME]

With 20 naked Sweden chicks

I'm down. On the Swedish chicks.

 

[rockytop114]

Drive to San Diego ans stay with my nooga

 

[DD4ME]

Steal a leprechauns gold and give it to the trixx rabbit.

 

[DD4ME]

Take a dump on hobo's floor

 

[DD4ME]

Pee in all of Voxx's cars

 

[DD4ME]

Make love to human females on all of Slice's furniture. And then put a sticker on them that says Q/C inspector - 114xxx

 

[VolFan32]

Hang out with the Keebler elves

 

[DD4ME]

Be on the cover of a magazine with Tex's feet.

 

[DD4ME]

Hang out with the Keebler elves

And bang the cute midget girls. Then post the vids to go viral.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Set right the damage done by Abraham Lincoln.

 

[DD4ME]

Start a rival park to sea world staring only his trained sperm.

 

[VolFan32]

Find jimmy hoffa's remains

 

[DD4ME]

Set right the damage done by Abraham Lincoln.

Show DNA results that link you to all the world's greatest leaders.

 

[DD4ME]

Find jimmy hoffa's remains

Then hide them again.