10 Rules for Myspace

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Hoosier_Vol

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ONE
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 bulletins a day
begging people to comment your pictures is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
 
#4
#4
FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

that made me laugh
 
#5
#5
I'll add number 11. If you're too stupid to work your camera, don't take pictures. In case you haven't noticed, just about all cameras have a timer. So you can actually set it and take pictures of yourself. You don't have to do in the mirror dummy.
 
#6
#6
People know their cameras have timers. Having a picture in the mirror is known as the "Myspace" picture.
 
#7
#7
(milohimself @ May 28 said:
People know their cameras have timers. Having a picture in the mirror is known as the "Myspace" picture.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.
 
#15
#15
Yeah Modbock, I mean @Hobock ..Tell Rust bucket why you bumped this thread.

Once upon a time he would have. Sigh.
 
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