10 reasons wgwtfa in Tuskerloser

#26
#26
Wtf did I just read? I will never be able to get those seconds back. Wow some people should not be allowed to to have a screen and keyboard that is actually functional.
 
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#30
#30
Offset Eye said:
OP is a typical tard. If anyone thinks divine intervention is happening tomorrow, here's a news flash. This ain't Highway to Heaven and Michael Landon isn't gonna mysteriously appear in the stadium and miracle our ass to a win. Stop with the idiocy.
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Don’t doubt!
 
#32
#32
I was having trouble picking which voice to use when reading that to Mrs. Iam4utalways, I tried Gomer, Goober, Jethro, Cletus, and Elie May, as it turns out my own voice nailed it.

Go Vols!

Beat the gumps.
 
#33
#33
DD4ME said:
Dem red tides is all airogent and cocky and ain't awears the kinds of furry dis Vols team fiddin to unleesh

Butch Jones been tucking 5 years of trickeration and awesum in his pocket for this vury game. He gon unleash a tidedull wave of unseen plays dat will blow der damn small elephant mines.

John Kelly is an angry man and the best damn back in all of football and he gonna run over and through and right into the endzone wins ever he wants

Jared Geranimo is a damn wepon ans he can thro it a damn mile and he gonna thros it ins the enzone whens ever Kelly aint runnin it in. Ands he got fast legs to case they try somefin

Kongo and Tittle is a 2 man recking crew ans they gonna eat that elephant qbs hiney one sack full at a time

Calerway is eleet. Periud.

Shimagluh has gots a rockut fer a leg and wull kick any game winer wes need from our own goline


We owe them from wins dey won dat time our guy kicked it into their guys big ol fat chest. He had boobies biggeer than my head and was an abomilation but all them tides is a abomilation

I can feel it in my leg bone. My bone always tingles before a win

Saban a dang midget wrassler that bout to loose his tittle belt to dees vols
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Hitting the hard stuff at 7:30 pm dude......
 
#34
#34
DD4ME said:
Dem red tides is all airogent and cocky and ain't awears the kinds of furry dis Vols team fiddin to unleesh

Butch Jones been tucking 5 years of trickeration and awesum in his pocket for this vury game. He gon unleash a tidedull wave of unseen plays dat will blow der damn small elephant mines.

John Kelly is an angry man and the best damn back in all of football and he gonna run over and through and right into the endzone wins ever he wants

Jared Geranimo is a damn wepon ans he can thro it a damn mile and he gonna thros it ins the enzone whens ever Kelly aint runnin it in. Ands he got fast legs to case they try somefin

Kongo and Tittle is a 2 man recking crew ans they gonna eat that elephant qbs hiney one sack full at a time

Calerway is eleet. Periud.

Shimagluh has gots a rockut fer a leg and wull kick any game winer wes need from our own goline


We owe them from wins dey won dat time our guy kicked it into their guys big ol fat chest. He had boobies biggeer than my head and was an abomilation but all them tides is a abomilation

I can feel it in my leg bone. My bone always tingles before a win

Saban a dang midget wrassler that bout to loose his tittle belt to dees vols
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Fear the Pedigo:rock: and GBO!!
 
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#37
#37
Jax_Vol said:
Nah, he one of ours...bless his heart.
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#40
#40
Nice try. This will never come close to the mind tricks vs UGA thread though.
 
#44
#44
The only way we have a chance is if the bus carrying the starters gets lost leaving only third string players.

And even then it would be a pick'em with smart money on Bama.
 
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