10 Reasons we gonna whip they azz (Bama)

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1.) We got tha beast Jalen Hurd. Hurd don't care bout nobody. He ain't scared of nothin. If you try to get in his way he'll bust that head and keep movin

2.) We got Josh Dobbs and Alvin Kamara. Bama's fast but they faster

3.) They Defense is a buncha slow SEC wannabe's who don't know how to tackle

4.) They cheerleaders is ugly and aint got a full set a teeth between the bunch

5.) They Offensive Coordinator got fired from every job he ever had

6.) They defensive coordinator don't know defense but gets to stay on the job cause he's the only man on the team shorter than Saban

7.) They mascot is the Crimson Tide. Might as well call em Monthly Menstration

8.) Half they fans have a Auburn hat too so they can wear the winner's hat after the Iron Bowl

9. The Bear's been dead for decades

10.) Forrest Gump can outrun they whole team
 
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peyton4heisman said:
1.) We got tha beast Jalen Hurd. Hurd don't care bout nobody. He ain't scared of nothin. If you try to get in his way he'll bust that head and keep movin

2.) We got Josh Dobbs and Alvin Kamara. Bama's fast but they faster

3.) They Defense is a buncha slow SEC wannabe's who don't know how to tackle

4.) They cheerleaders is ugly and aint got a full set a teeth between the bunch

5.) They Offensive Coordinator got fired from every job he ever had

6.) They defensive coordinator don't know defense but gets to stay on the job cause he's the only man on the team shorter than Saban

7.) They mascot is the Crimson Tide. Might as well call em Monthly Menstration

8.) Half they fans have a Auburn hat too so they can wear the winner's hat after the Iron Bowl

9. The Bear's been dead for decades

10.) Forrest Gump can outrun they whole team
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BARTENDER!!! I will have what he is having.:nono::nono::nono:
 
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1725gatorhater said:
1. Reason we will not is because Butch is not aggressive when he is even or got lead against elite teams.
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If this is in reference to running the ball at the end of the half, I would venture to say the vast majority of college coaches would have payed it the same way in that situation. I seriously doubt that of we throw it there and Bama houses a pick six you would be here singing Jones praises for his aggressive call.
 
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holdemvol said:
If this is in reference to running the ball at the end of the half, I would venture to say the vast majority of college coaches would have payed it the same way in that situation. I seriously doubt that of we throw it there and Bama houses a pick six you would be here singing Jones praises for his aggressive call.
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I rest my case. 14-13 when they don't sit on ball.
 
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