10 Reasons: Cal vs UT

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GO VOLS! Sorry if this is a repost....

Top 10 Reasons Tennessee Is Superior To Cal.



1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.



2. We can sell out our home games against ranked opponents without placing an ad on the opponent's website.



3. #1 Pick QB. Tennessee-Peyton Manning. Cal-Steve Bartkowski.



4. Our greatest touchdown ever did not require blocking assistance from our opponent's brass section.



5. Tennessee vs. Alabama is a tough, smashmouth game, played before passionate fans by teams clad in classic uniforms.

Cal vs. Oregon is a glorified two hand touch game played before passive granola eaters by teams wearing ridiculous neon outfits.



6. Tennessee considers its game against Vanderbilt a break at the end of a brutal schedule.

Cal considers Stanford their "Big Game."



7. Tennessee fans can identify the major bowls, because the Vols have actually played in them.



8. Tennessee fans tell their grandchildren about the historic efforts of great Vols of yesteryear.

Cal fans regale their grandchildren with stories of spitting on Vietnam vets with Tom Hayden.



9. Tennessee doesn't have to point to the accomplishments of a conference rival for validation.



10. 35-0 in the middle of the third quarter. (Check last year's recap)
 
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HAHHAHAHA

It's funny how it started here, got posted at Scout and Rivals sites, and comes back home.

Hatvol, take a bow.
 
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I have to admit, I dont agree with HAT on a lot of things but that post is a great one...and to see it come full circle back to VN is really cool.
 
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Californicator said:
Top 10 Reasons Cal is Superior to Tennessee


2. We can still manage to sell out our stadium for decent games despite not living in a boring hick-town with nothing else to do. You haven't even sold out this game!

4. Cal - Stanford, 10th oldest rivalry - started back when we were both winning national championships. Enough said.

5. Cal - USC is a competitive, skilled game that is an instant rivalry with national consequences. With always the same outcome, a Cal loss.

6. Cal is in a conference that isn't afraid to schedule hard OOC games. You think Tennessee knew the situation when they scheduled Cal, you think Cal thought Tennessee was going to be an easy game? Plus, we don't play as many BS Div-II teams, and we play 9 conference games. Cal is one of our weak OOC games, literally. Try a Conference Championship...wait, then you couldn't share half of a conference title with a team that constantly beats you.

7. When we do get to go to a bowl game, it's the Grandaddy of 'em all - The Rose. And the last time this happened was....


9. Cal doesn't have to point only to accomplishments on the football field for validation. Cal can't point to accomplishments on the football field.

10. Check this years game. Duly noted, see you Saturday.
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lol
 
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Californicator said:
Top 10 Reasons Cal is Superior to Tennessee

6. Cal is in a conference that isn't afraid to schedule hard OOC games. You think Tennessee knew the situation when they scheduled Cal, you think Cal thought Tennessee was going to be an easy game? Plus, we don't play as many BS Div-II teams, and we play 9 conference games.
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Maybe you should add a couple of D2 games to boost your strength of schedule.
 
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Californicator said:
6. Cal is in a conference that isn't afraid to schedule hard OOC games. You think Tennessee knew the situation when they scheduled Cal, you think Cal thought Tennessee was going to be an easy game? Plus, we don't play as many BS Div-II teams, and we play 9 conference games.
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They can afford to...they get all their easy games in conference.
 
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Californicator said:
Top 10 Reasons Cal is Superior to Tennessee


2. We can still manage to sell out our stadium for decent games despite not living in a boring hick-town with nothing else to do.


6. Cal is in a conference that isn't afraid to schedule hard OOC games. You think Tennessee knew the situation when they scheduled Cal, you think Cal thought Tennessee was going to be an easy game? Plus, we don't play as many BS Div-II teams, and we play 9 conference games.
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An that is why you had to give 1000 more set to the VolNation and with games against Stanford, Oregon State, Washington, Wash. State ...yeah your 9 conference games make me shutter...enjoy your stay at the VN and good luck in the Pac-1
 
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Californicator said:
4. Cal - Stanford, 10th oldest rivalry - started back when we were both winning national championships. There's gonna be ups and downs, especially when you've got other things to attend to with your universtiy - you know, an education. But we still keep at it with bitter passions and great traditions.
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Sometimes the downs last half a century, huh? That = irrelevant programs.


Californicator said:
6. Cal is in a conference that isn't afraid to schedule hard OOC games. You think Tennessee knew the situation when they scheduled Cal, you think Cal thought Tennessee was going to be an easy game? Plus, we don't play as many BS Div-II teams, and we play 9 conference games.
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Tennesse out of conference:

1994 UCLA L
1995 Oklahoma State W
1996 UCLA W
1997 UCLA W
1998 Syracuse W
1999 Notre Dame W
2001 Notre Dame W
2002 Miami L
2003 Miami W
2004 Notre Dame L
2005 Notre Dame L
2006 California W

Californicator said:
7. When we do get to go to a bowl game, it's the Grandaddy of 'em all - The Rose.
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Next time you actually play in the Rose Bowl you can use this one.

Californicator said:
8. Our greatest touchdown is THE greatest touchdown in college football. Don't forget it was John Elway and our hated rivals whose Heisman hopes and last game and chance to beat Cal were whisked away in 4 seconds.
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Keep smoking the mary jane hippy boy, any play that has to rely on a tuba player for notoriety is automatically lame.

Californicator said:
9. Cal doesn't have to point only to accomplishments on the football field for validation.
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2 Nobel Laureates
7 Rhodes Scholars
6 Pulitzer Prizes
10 Astronauts
 
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General Jack said:
Tennesse out of conference:

1994 UCLA L
1995 Oklahoma State W
1996 UCLA W
1997 UCLA W
1998 Syracuse W
1999 Notre Dame W
2001 Notre Dame W
2002 Miami L
2003 Miami W
2004 Notre Dame L
2005 Notre Dame L
2006 California W
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OUCH!!! Thats a Knockout Fact if there ever was one!!!
 
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Californicator said:
You are so right; the "republitards" do nothing of the sort:

1. Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales don't consider our students their allies.

Fail. I think it only fair to answer tired-ass stereotypes in kind. And if you want bothersome 'facts' about racism in the south, well, I can definitely help you out there.

Also, I'm definitely right of center, just not your kind of 'right'.
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and almost every thing else you posted wasnt true.
 
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Ooh right, the "Old Jim Crow South" I forgot we're all inbred Klan members. How stupid of me...:crazy:
 
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Hmm - I read somewhere California had the most Jim Crow laws directly behind the states in the south...

:zeitung_lesen:
 
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We're not so different...
My father in-law is a Cal grad and also served honorably in Vietnam, has false teeth and loves to fish!
 
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