10 Interesting Berry Facts You May Not Know.

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Facts About Eric Berry:

1. Eric Berry is never late to a team meeting. Not because he's punctual but because he is the team.

2. Fulmer has donated another million to the university in a desperate attempt to save his job, the money has the caveat it must used by the biology department to clone Eric Berry.

3. Dave Clawson's biggest failure as an offensive coordinator is being so shortsided he has not let Berry play quaterback and throw the ball to himself.

4. Eric Berry has recently had his member tatooed, they were able to put on all five verses of rocky top and add a scale model of shield watkins field to it.

5. Superman has been seen wearing Eric Berry pajamas.

6. Rivals has issued a statement saying that at 5 stars and #3 overall recruit in the country Berry that they apologize for underrating him.

7. If you flip the the back of the guiness book of world records in the small print it says that Eric Berry actually holds every world record, the book is just a compilation of people that came closest to him.

8. Eric Berry chose the number 14 because that is how many players the offense would need to be effective with him in the game.

9. The NCAA is thinking of changing the name of position of strong safety to "Berry Safety."

10. The NFL Hall of Fame called Berry halfway through last year to ask for his jacket size.
 
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"4. Eric Berry has recently had his member tatooed, they were able to put on all five verses of rocky top and add a scale model of shield watkins field to it."


:shakehead:.....
 
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Eric Berry once showed me a video of him and my wife making love. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
 
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The Eric Berry edition of Clue was released, but it always ended with it being Eric Berry, in the backfield, with a backbreaking hit to the qb
 
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We once had a bachelor party for Eric Berry. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
 
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When Eric Berry calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Eric Berry does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

When Eric Berry falls in water, Eric Berry doesn't get wet. Water gets Eric Berryed.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Eric Berry has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

When taking the SAT, write "Eric Berry" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
 
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