#1 Lie in Alabama

[rexvol]

Do you know what the number one lie told in the state of Alabama is?

Honest Officer, I was just trying to help that sheep over the fence.

 

[milohimself]

"We're not related."

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

"We're better than Tennessee"

 

[milohimself]

"We don't have a professional football team"

 

[OWB]

"I didn't know it was my sister"

 

[MemphisVol]

"No sweety- naming our team Crimson Tide after a massive flood a century ago by which God tried- unsuccessfully- to wipe us off the face of the Earth isn't profoundly perverse at all..."

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

"I didn't know that was a horse - I thought it was my sister"

 

[Crew]

We're happy with Coach Shula.

 

[tvolsfan]

"I work as a dentist."

 

[volmanjr]

Yes I believe the Bear is dead.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

"We'll beat Ole Miss by 3 touchdownds!"

 

[milohimself]

"We'll beat Ole Miss by 3 touchdownds!"

Or maybe by 3 touchdowns.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

lol...Smartass.....You will make LIO proud!

 

[FootballFan1]

lol...Smartass.....You will make LIO proud!

#1 Lie at my house is "I don't wear grippers and subscribe to Playgirl magazine"

 

[mj10]

well i am glad that tennessee beat alabama