On the twelfth day of spring break,
Miami gave to me,
12 roofied cocktails,
11 coked out hookers,
10 armed muggings,
9 Pittbull knockoffs
8 home invasions,
7 daylight carjackings
6 new STDs,
Cat 5 hurrrricaaaanneeeess,
4 child support payments,
3 major floods,
2 minor stabbings
And a collapsed...