Recent content by NorthernILVOL

Grude evening! I never post, but felt there was no time like the present. Thanks to all who bring the info, the wit, and the wisdom to Volnation. I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to find Red October. Snagging the White Whale would make everyday seem like Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, New...

wonder where we're gonna put all those new bearskin rugs we're gonna have in a few hours?

deep sigh...I wish I could be there tomorrow...pay per view sucks in a van down by the river...

If the "tremendous value in Tennessee" football keeps going up, there's only one way I'm gonna be able to pay for it...(pause, wipe sweat off brow, pull pants up while moving them from sided to side and take a deep breath)...by LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!

I'm here to tell ya'...it ain't worth jack squat!!!