Recent content by LePetomane

If we don't at least make an offer, I am going to burn my mattress...

It wasn't a chest toupee... He had McBee in a headlock.

Certainly a terminable offense... but still not a NCAA violation.

If he was recruiting off campus, I don't think that is a NCAA violation... just a violation of the self-imposed sanctions set by UT. Disrespectful to his superiors? Yes. Violation? Hmmm....

It's never worth the breath to debate with a Texas fan... When I discuss anything with them, I always just refer to them as UTA as much as possible.

I'll vouch for the sweater vest mobility... Ever since I started sporting one at the office, I have been able to elude Terry Tate completely... "Hey Janice."

O: "Yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw football... yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw yaw bwent shaeffer."

FWIW, BW was a THIRD TEAM Freshman All-American (by Sporting News)... Seminoles.com Q&A With Freshman All-American Brandon Warren - ACC OFFICIAL ATHLETIC SITE I'm slow to use that accolade as a reason to bring him back... I can't even believe that publication put together three teams of...

It's like a 4th grader on the playground... He is just messing with you because he likes you. Who's your Voldaddy?

Coker is WAY to recent for Hyams to be reporting now... I think he is thinking of Ontterio Smith.

Hey Trojan... Welcome to VN. Is there anyway you can post what you wrote on Cocky Talk on this board? They have completely shut down new registration, and I'm certain you are the mastermind behind it... Do tell... -Gov.

It all makes sense now... Next time I will remember to lather up with SPF 80 before sitting across the stadium from Fulmer... SPF 50 just isn't enough with two orange suns in your face.

Who's Troy? Never met him... I'll be tailgating.

UT 38 UCLA 13 Brown = 77 yards