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"It's the best deal in Africa right now!"

"Cairo," said Steve. "Couldn't you tell from the pyramids? Don't you know Egypt is the hip vacation spot these days? EVERYBODY wants a piece of the pyramids! Yessir, these rust-coloured four-sided triangles are the place to be and the thang to see! I mean, who wouldn't...

"Ok, um, Mans.... I mean, Charles, but you didn't answer my question. What are you doing here? And what's that thing on your shin?"

"Who said that?!" said Mr. Pepper...

As those who were left watched his various parts fly hundreds of feet in the air among the flames, enjoying the fireworks, Moses asked Steve, "Steve, where'd you learn that move? That was pretty impressive!"

"Hey, what happens when you pull these pins, anyway?" asked Mr. Goose. "I've never used grenades before..."

"all right. follow me. I know where the egyptian army surplus store is."

"Can we trade them some quail instead?" asked Moses. "NO! THAT'S MY FAMILY!" said Mr. Goose. Moses replied, "Then what we gonna do, g?"

Now THAT'S a good idea!

So Moses raises his staff. Suddenly, quail start flying in from every direction. Thousands upon thousands of quail! "It's my cousins!" said Mr. Goose....... "Hey, no! Wait. No! NOOOOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

Florence continued, "But don't push that red button. Bill pushed it and things didn't turn out so peachy for him. And don't go throwing that staff of yours around. I'm scared of snakes..."

"I know," said Moses. "I thought we taught them their lesson 3000 years ago, but they just never learn..."

" ? ? ? ? ? M O S E S ? ? ? ? ? "

Florence recognized the voice and turned around, pale as a bleached sheet freshly pulled from the dryer. She couldn't believe her eyes! In her reply, she sounded almost as shocked as the person who had requested reconfirmation of their destination. But when she thought about it, she...

his seat ejected him from the plane. As he was flying away, he shouted...