Recent content by DonkeyVol

Johnny Long is the worst strength and conditioning coach in the country. He calls a friend of mine here in Nashville monthly and asks him tips on new drills, etc... My friend has been running a private strength and conditioning facility for about four years now........ You'd think he would be...

I'll put in a good word! As long as you run a 4.4 or less and are at least 6'4'' 230 lbs. :olol:

Haven't heard anything on that for sure.

Wearing a helmet wouldn't qualify me for the cheerleading squad, however those guys don't have such a bad job looking up girls' skirts all day!

I never did learn to read. That's what my note takers and tutors were for. :)

Gotcha. And I do appreciate it!

They are just hating on him because they know he'll take the top recruits out of Alabama each year. Let them yack all they want. After we beat 'em down each year, they'll be yacking up after choking on Kiffin's big salty VOLS.:rock:

I'm glad to know that everyone understands I was just joking when I made that comment. Anyone seen Billy Madison? Veronica Vaugn? Chris Farley? Was just quoting that movie. Only guys like Lane Kiffin that make this much money at 33 years old pull wool as hot as she is. Money talks! And I'm broke.

No doubt about it. Who do you think can relate more to an 18 year old kid than Lane Kiffin? He's young, energetic, and is a proven recruiter. That's the head coach's main responsibility anyway: recruit and manage the team/media. If I were an 18 year old kid I would rather play for a guy like...

She actually uses both hands. She is very athletic in her ability to be ambidextrous.:dance2:

Dan Brooks is a HELL of a coach, and it would be a major mistake to let that guy go. Caldwell on the other hand is replaceable without a doubt. Brooks needs to stay on for sure.

Crompton was developing nicely under Cut. He played very well in place of Ainge when he came into the game. Look what he did against LSU in Knoxville a couple of years ago. Coach Clauson (sp?) got into his head and ruined him. The first day he said, 'I don't expect too much from my quarterbacks...

If I were Lane Kiffin, I'd prohibit her from being around the team in any way, shape or form....... That Mrs. Kiffin is one fine piece of arse. I know first hand, if you know what I mean. :naughty:

No way Tim 'T-Bag' Tebow is leaving early. Not unless they win the National Championship, then maybe he'll go. He's got a chance to become a two time, maybe three time Heisman winner.

I wish I were Smokey! Guarantee that hound doesn't have the arthritis that I do from my time on the hill!