LOL! Thanks for the polygamy reference.
Sorry Bubba. This is not high school sports anymore.
This is college football. These are highly skilled and trained athletes. These are not a bunch of kids from the neighborhood that, given the right pep talk, are going to run onto the field looking for blood.
If your coach can't get D1 SEC level athletes prepared and "up" to play a home opener against a Mountain West conference foe, you need to be looking for another coach.
The guys in Vegas are not putting a lot of stock in your 5* and 4* guys against our 2* and 3* guys.
Read into that whatever you like.