Official make fun of USU thread.

[BruiserVol]

Alright let's start this game tradition up early since they have one for us. Before every game for as long as I remember we have this thread. But since they started one I figure a little friendly banter is in order.

 

[Burger]

Alright let's start this game tradition up early since they have one for us. Before every game for as long as I remember we have this thread. But since they started one I figure a little friendly banter is in order.

What's better than one wife? Five wives!

 

[CountVolcula]

They're from Utah

 

[CountVolcula]

What's better than one wife? Five wives!

They're superhuman

One wife can kill a normal man

 

[ncvol17]

they live in a land of beautiful mountain vistas, ski heaven, no humidity, and .. hey wait a minute ..I'm not too good at this ...

 

[BigT_Chief]

Do you really think we have a right to make fun of anybody right now?

 

[dmart71]

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[Burger]

They're superhuman

One wife can kill a normal man

To a normal man that's called life in prison.

 

[GrowVol]

barn raising this fall.....to house the sister/wives

 

[CountVolcula]

They said "mormon" not " more men"

 

[cwbytruckers]

Who comes up with this crap

 

[vols 30]

Do you really think we have a right to make fun of anybody right now?

Yes...... Because we're back

 

[Rockytoptalker]

Here's a joke- One of the many definitions of an aggie is a gay sailor.

Therefore Utah State is the Gay Sailors.

 

[kentucky sucks]

they live in a land of beautiful mountain vistas, ski heaven, no humidity, and .. hey wait a minute ..I'm not too good at this ...

Are you kidding? Utah looks like the moon.

 

[GrowVol]

Do you really think we have a right to make fun of anybody right now?

Ahh...does this have to be negavol thread hi-jack...i meant "realist"

 

[VFL21]

Why are there so many unsolved murders in Utah?
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA.

 

[berryvol]

How many Mormons does it take to eat a possum?


Three. One to eat and two to watch for cars

 

[kentucky sucks]

How many Mormons does it take to eat a possum?


Three. One to eat and two to watch for cars

Easy redneck.

 

[ncvol17]

Are you kidding? Utah looks like the moon.

Hmmm, I must go to a different part of the state to ski than you. Been to Salt Lake, Provo, Sundance, Park City,,,no moonscapes there

 

[TNVolunteerGrad]

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/end thread

 

[BruiserVol]

Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the Utah State campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.

 

[fade route]

mormon jokes. way to go, vn.

 

[BruiserVol]

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Must be something in the water.

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[kentucky sucks]

Hmmm, I must go to a different part of the state to ski than you. Been to Salt Lake, Provo, Sundance, Park City,,,no moonscapes there

I've been all over Utah. Those touristy places are nice. Southern Utah is very moon looking. No trees, no green, no water, all brown sandy landscape. Scrub oak everywhere. No grass. "Rivers" that are actually small creeks you can step across. To each his own I guess. I got out there and really started to miss east Tn.

 

[thebjd]

We need a do-over with this thread