Official Global Warming thread (merged)

[Orangeslice13]

It's Bart. He will be right. None of those other hyenas had charts, graphs, quotes, computers, and such

If they had the hocky stick graph then they would have been more believable. Cave art just doesn't convince me. But if you can produce a hocky stick graph.......

 

[BartW]

Hey Bart, Mongo take all your carbon producing devices now. That way Bart have no guilt when climate apocalypse comes. Mongo love Bart.

I have no personal guilt but it is troubling that future generations may condemn ours for being anti-science. Another stain on human history

 

[McDad]

I have no personal guilt but it is troubling that future generations may condemn ours for being anti-science. Another stain on human history

Future generations won't give a rat's rectum about the stains in your undies or elsewhere.

Funny thing here. All you alarmists never want to give me your polluting stuff.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I have no personal guilt but it is troubling that future generations may condemn ours for being anti-science. Another stain on human history

I'm pissed at my great great grand parents for selling what is now chester frost park for 100$

 

[McDad]

If they had the hocky stick graph then they would have been more believable. Cave art just doesn't convince me. But if you can produce a hocky stick graph.......

Earth was too hot for hockey back then. No ice.

 

[BartW]

Future generations won't give a rat's rectum about the stains in your undies or elsewhere.

Funny thing here. All you alarmists never want to give me your polluting stuff.

I rarely drive. Bike + public transportation gets me most places

 

[Orangeslice13]

Earth was too hot for hockey back then. No ice.

Wait. I thought that was the problem. There was once more ice than there is now.
Are we getting hotter or colder?

 

[Obsessed]

I rarely drive. Bike + public transportation gets me most places

You should walk. You are still leaving a carbon footprint.

 

[Orangeslice13]

What is the ideal temp?
Maybe the world will be a utopia if we warm the place up.

 

[BartW]

Earth was too hot for hockey back then. No ice.

Cave men lived during an ice age. Ain't you seen the movies?

 

[Orangeslice13]

If we don't have to burn stuff for heat there will be less polution so global warming should be our goal.

 

[McDad]

Wait. I thought that was the problem. There was once more ice than there is now.
Are we getting hotter or colder?

Yes. Yes we are

 

[McDad]

I rarely drive. Bike + public transportation gets me most places

Can I have your central unit, refrigerator, water heater, etc?

 

[BartW]

Can I have your central unit, refrigerator, water heater, etc?

I live in an apartment. Don't think the landlord would approve

 

[McDad]

I live in an apartment. Don't think the landlord would approve

You're kooky. Buy me a car or other large ticket item. We can tell Gore it's a carbon offset.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

The mayans were wrong. The Hopi were wrong. Nostradamus was wrong. Edgar Cayce was wrong. One of these days somebody is going to be right.

Humans will keep embarrassing themselves by predicting the end of the world.

 

[Volsurance]

I'm still trying to figure out how men heated the Earth and thereby caused the Ice Age.

I am also amazed how college kids believe so much crap espoused by their far left socialist professors.

 

[zreeves]

You still are in school.

i dont see how this is relevant. i have to be old before i have an opinion? educating myself isnt enough? i dont think anyone here, including Bart, is guaranteeing that we are making the planet inhabitable for humans. but the data shows what it shows. why shouldnt we at least try to preserve our way of living for future generations? if we spend a couple billion on energy saving efforts, who cares, the govt is wasting billions of dollars a year on other stuff and debt isnt getting any smaller. i just dont see a reason to be so strongly opposed to it and accusing scientists of having some liberal conspiracy.

 

[BartW]

Haven't you heard? All college professors are far left commie bastards. They're in on the conspiracy

 

[BartW]

Hey Sandvol, Dr. Mann is doing an AMA (ask me anything) in the science subreddit. This is your chance to really stump him!

 

[BartW]

Can't believe I missed this XKCD

 

[BartW]

This one's for you SV

 

[BartW]

Last one for now

 

[508mikey]

another polar vortex to hit this week - wheres the warming ?

 

[Sandvol]

Last one for now

You're a good cartoonist Bart. You missed your calling.