Nerd Has A Cold and is Probably Dying

[Nerd-Vol]

How I feel:

Feel free to ask any last questions before I perish. I will also use this thread to consider any requests for my earthly possessions.


Ask quickly as my time may be short.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I give none of my worldly possessions to the liars at:

 

[volfanbill]

can I have your running shoes? What size are they and what model?

 

[jhen713]

Was she worth it?

 

[Obsessed]

Dibs on the Mazda

Oh and I'll need your little black book. Just because you are gone doesn't mean the ladies should go with out.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

can I have your running shoes? What size are they and what model?

13 asics. Probably have 100-150 miles left on them.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Was she worth it?

Better than losing half my stuff.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Dibs on the Mazda

Oh and I'll need your little black book. Just because you are gone doesn't mean the ladies should go with out.

The book is only useful in TN and NC.

 

[volfanbill]

13 asics. Probably have 100-150 miles left on them.

eh, a full size too big. blah.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

eh, a full size too big. blah.

You can have my $30 gift card to Hibbett Sports.

 

[volfanbill]

You can have my $30 gift card to Hibbett Sports.

deal. Thanks. Do I have to show up for the funeral? I need to tell my CO I gotta take leave if so.

 

[Weezer]

*Please note- Anyone receiving any of Nerd's possessions should have them sterilized for protection.

And Nerd, you should have Samus in quarantine for protection.

 

[jhen713]

Can I have your Louis Hamilton full size cutout? I bet I could sell it for a hot $50.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

deal. Thanks. Do I have to show up for the funeral? I need to tell my CO I gotta take leave if so.

You don't have to stay or anything. Just interrupt the preacher while he is giving the sermon.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Can I have your Louis Hamilton full size cutout? I bet I could sell it for a hot $50.

Nope, I am being buried like a Pharaoh so some possessions will remain with me.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

*Please note- Anyone receiving any of Nerd's possessions should have them sterilized for protection.

And Nerd, you should have Samus in quarantine for protection.

Good idea.

 

[volfanbill]

You don't have to stay or anything. Just interrupt the preacher while he is giving the sermon.

oh, that's my specialty. want something dramatic or just enough to confuse the preacher?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

oh, that's my specialty. want something dramatic or just enough to confuse the preacher?

Just act like you are doing the congregation a favor by interrupting and taking the gift card. I would have wanted it that way.

 

[volfanbill]

Just act like you are doing the congregation a favor by interrupting and taking the gift card. I would have wanted it that way.

sounds like a plan. I'll keep an eye out for your obituary.

 

[Weezer]

I expect Thrash to reenact the scene from "My Girl" at the funeral.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I got dibbs on the malt liquor.

 

[Weezer]

"Where are his glasses? He cant see without his glasses."

Somebody bring tissues. If Thrash can act, I'll be crying like a baby.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I expect Thrash to reenact the scene from "My Girl" at the funeral.

Haven't seen it.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

"Where are his glasses? He cant see without his glasses."

Somebody bring tissues. If Thrash can act, I'll be crying like a baby.

This tickled me

 

[SergeantVol]

RIP Nerd